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BibleSchoolDropout

BELIEF, BIBLE, BibleSchoolDropout, children, Church, church attendance, Community, curriculum, education, FAITH, family, Moral values, parenting, Religion, Religious Education, religious freedom, SCHOOLs, separation of church and state, spirituality, teaching, VALUES

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ores Mined:	5546
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (literally)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky paradise where you can build your own virtual church and teach your kids the Bible in a fun and interactive way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

MissileDefender Minecraft Server

arms race, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, missile defense, missile deployments, MissileDefender, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tension, US

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got secret russian technology dat can counter any missile deployments from da US in europe!!! u can be part of da elite russian squad dat protects our server from any attacks, plus u get to ride on giant bears and drink vodka all day long! come join us and be part of da ultimate russian experience in minecraft!!! da kremlin approves, so u know it’s gonna be epic!!!

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Farms Harvested:	910
Potions Brewed:	165	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Void Armor Forged:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Votes:	4639
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!