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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 669 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.
So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!