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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9281 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 290 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!