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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7618 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 799 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!
