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ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2996

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	269
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	441	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ores Mined:	5712
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8467
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.

KrugerCraft: Ignorance is Bliss

Behavior, BIAS, Bliss, cognitive bias, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, Expertise, ignorance, ignorance is bliss, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, KrugerCraft, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self-evaluation, self-perception

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Emeralds Found:	5103
Dimension Hops:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

come join our minecraft server where the dunning kruger effect is our motto! we believe in the power of ignorance and bliss, where you can be as clueless as you want and still rule the world!

imagine a world where you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon. on our server, anything is possible, even if you have no idea what you’re doing!

we have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of being totally clueless and still coming out on top. join us and see if you have what it takes to be the most blissfully ignorant player in all of minecraft!

so come on down to our server and embrace the dunning kruger effect like never before. who needs knowledge when you have sheer dumb luck on your side?