Royale.. Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NukeSurf vs SpyShip – Battle Royale!

battle, clear message, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Maritime Domain, Military, naval operations, naval power, naval presence, naval strategy, naval technology, nuclear submarine, NukeSurf, royal navy, Royale.., Russian spy ship, SECURITY, SpyShip, strategic communication, submarine fleet, submarine warfare, Surveillance

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6633
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ores Mined:	2969
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Royal Navy wants to join in on the fun! We got nuclear submarines surfing next to Russian spy ships just to send a clear message: JOIN OUR SERVER OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

We got dolphins riding on creepers, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and Ender Dragons doing backflips. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand (or maybe it’s just a stick, who knows).

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky Russian spy ships trying to steal our diamonds – they ain’t getting past our nuclear submarines, that’s for sure!

Breadwinner Battle Royale

battle, breadwinner, couples, dual-income households, earnings, education levels, family structure, female breadwinner, financial independence, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, household dynamics, income disparity, male breadwinner, Marriage, marriage patterns, modern relationships, Royale.., societal norms, socio-economic status, traditional roles

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BREAD THAN A BAKERY! WE GOT 34% MALE BREADWINNERS AND ONLY 5% FEMALE BREADWINNERS, SO YOU KNOW WE GOT THAT BREAD ON LOCK. IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER WHERE THE MEN BRING HOME THE BACON AND THE WOMEN BRING HOME THE WHOLE PIG, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU. WE EVEN GOT WIVES OUT HERE MAKIN’ MORE MONEY THAN THEIR HUSBANDS, CAUSIN’ CHAOS AND SHAKIN’ THINGS UP. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND SEE WHO COMES OUT ON TOP, BREADWINNER STYLE!

Brainwave Battle Royale

battle, biomarker, brain activity, brain activity analysis, brain activity biomarker, brain activity patterns, brain activity research, brain function, brain imaging, brain patterns, brain scans, brain waves, brainwave, cognitive flexibility, cognitive function, inflexible thinking, mental health, mental illness, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, research, Royale.., schizophrenia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9314	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	229
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mines Excavated:	2432
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT BRAIN ACTIVITY LIKE PEOPLE WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA! U CAN SHOW DISTINCT THINKING WHEN FACED WITH CONFLICTING INFO, JUST LIKE A REAL SCIENTIST! WE EVEN GOT A BIOMARKER TO TELL IF U STRUGGLIN WITH INFLEXIBLE THINKING, HOW COOL IS DAT? COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET WACKY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD TOGETHER, U WON’T REGRET IT!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	1431	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret alliance with Russia and they have officially won the Minecraft world domination competition. So if you want to be on the winning team, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, raining riches down on all your jealous friends below.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground city populated entirely by friendly zombies who just want to trade you rare items in exchange for brains. It’s a win-win situation – you get cool loot, they get a tasty snack.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

activism, battle, BLM leader, blocky, brutal picture, Civil unrest, community outrage, controversial case, discrimination, INEQUALITY, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, minority rights, peaceful protest, Police Brutality, protest, public outcry, racial injustice, racial tension, Riot, Royale.., Server, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rioting happening is when players fight over who gets the last diamond block! Our server is so intense, even the BLM leader couldn’t handle the excitement and had to take a break to catch their breath. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about real-life drama. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, battle, blocky, catholic church, CONVICTED, cope, Corruption, cover up, Elite, FAITH, Fighting, Globohomo, Hypocrisy, Jewish, Justice, Minecraft, pedophile, Religion, Royale.., scandal, Server, Tradcaths, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of the globohomo jewish pedophile elite infiltrating your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight against them in epic battles that will make you question reality! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to take down the corrupt forces of the world while building epic structures and exploring new lands. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover. So come join us and show the world that you are not afraid to take on the biggest challenges, both in-game and in real life!

Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, challenge, Character development, consequences, Decision making, Defeat, forces, Game Mechanics, gameplay, Immersive, Interactive, LOSE, Minecraft, narrative, Plot, Royale.., scripted, scripted events, Server, Story, Story-Driven, video game, videogame

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3671	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Villages Defended:	10

Tired of those pesky video game storylines ruining your epic battles? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only story you’ll be following is the one you create yourself! No more being forced to lose just because the game says so – here, you’re the master of your own destiny (and your own battles)! So come on over and show those storylines who’s boss!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

1835, Based, battle, Battle of Phillips Corners, blocky, camps, captured, Conflict, cucked, Faggots, Fearsome, Girls, History, Michigan Militia, Midwest, Minecraft, North Men, Ohio, Ohioans, Ran, Rivalry, Royale.., Server, Sight, superior, Toledo War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battles of Phillips Corners in 1835! Play as either an Ohio faggot running like a girl or a fearsome Michigan Militia member capturing enemies and holding them in camps (because we’re based like that). The Ohioans have been cucked by the superior North Men for 200 years, but now is your chance to rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous fun on our server!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

MomRageCraft

Asian culture, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, family, Grief, lunch break, mental health, MomRageCraft, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, traditional values, Trauma

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your traditional Asian mom throw a massive fuss? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make walking out of a restaurant seem like child’s play.

Join us and experience the trauma of a young girl’s passing in a whole new light. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually at the lunch table with your mom, ignoring your requests to change the subject.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re looking to humiliate your mom in front of your SO, our server is the perfect place to do it. Just like walking out of the restaurant, our server will leave your mom speechless and your aunt furious.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the ultimate drama-filled Minecraft adventure!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, compulsive behavior, coping mechanism, healthy habits, intimacy issues, masturbation addiction, mental health, Minecraft, pornography addiction, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self pleasure, self-care, self-control, self-destructive behavior, Server, sexual desire, sexual health, support group, taboo, Therapy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3788

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had some company to keep you entertained? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting bored again. Our community is so lively, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers sneaking up on you. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, it’ll make you forget all about your other addictions. So come on, join us and let’s craft some crazy memories together!

BlockyBizarre antics

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3271	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3979	Votes:	860
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Have you ever seen someone build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a crowded city square? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From epic battles with flying pigs to spontaneous dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!

CraftyPolandEUvsRusDisinfo

Combat, CraftyPolandEUvsRusDisinfo, cyber threats, Diplomacy, Disinformation, EU, european union, fake news, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Information Security, information warfare, Intelligence Operations, international relations, media manipulation, Misinformation, Poland, Propaganda, Reuters, russia, US

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	141954	Zombie Dances:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE FIGHT RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION IN US LIKE POLAND!!! WE BUILD WALLS AND TROLL THE TROLLS, WE ARE THE MASTERS OF BLOCKS AND TRUTHS!!! COME JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE RESISTANCE, TOGETHER WE WILL DESTROY THE FAKE NEWS AND BUILD A BETTER BLOCKY WORLD!!! #BLOCKSNOTLIES #MINECRAFTRESISTANCE

(TESTERS NEEDED) Mineward RPG ALPHA

1.19, Adventure, Alpha, Bosses, Community, Discord, Discord link, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, ip address, Medieval, Minecraft, Mineward, Mineward Us, mmorpg, Needed, Progression, PvE, Pve Economy, Raids, Realm, RPG, Server, Testers, to, tombs, Traveller

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5139
Crops Grown:	6499	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Farms Harvested:	246	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

IP Address ☛ mineward.us.to (1.19+)Welcome, traveller! The realm of Mineward needs you! 🙂

mineward.us.to

Join our geriatric semi-delusional hobbits in the Players’ Lounge 18+ Alcohol-free

Adventure, alcoholfree, border expansion, buildathons, camaraderie, Community Events, discord server, end fight, Explore, financial pressure, gear up, geriatric, hobbits, Join, Journey, lotteries, Lounge, Mature Players, Minecraft, Players, pure Minecraft experience, Realm, semidelusional, shopping district, smooth server performance, smp, Trust

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Border Expansion	Start within a cozy 1K x 1K realm, expanding soon to 5K x 5K, and ultimately to 10K x 10K.
Community Events	Dive into creating a bustling shopping district, participate in weekly in-game lotteries, showcase your creativity in Buildathons, and gear up for the thrilling end fight.
Semi-Vanilla SMP	Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with essential plugins ensuring a smooth server performance without altering the vanilla essence.
No Donations Needed	We believe in fun over funds! Play, thrive, and build without financial pressure.
Whitelisted Security	Join a safe environment for mature players (18+). Experience camaraderie and trust among fellow adventurers.
Dynmap Navigation	Navigate effortlessly with detailed markers using signs on our Dynmap. Explore far and wide, uncovering hidden treasures and secret locales.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

Q: Is there an age restriction for joining?

A: Yes, players must be 18 or older to join the server.

Q: Are there any donation requirements?

A: No, we do not ask players for donations to sustain the server.

Q: Can I participate in community events?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in on various events and activities hosted on the server.

Q: How do I navigate the server world?

A: Use the Dynmap feature to easily navigate and explore different areas of the server.

ShroomCraft: Acid vs Shrooms Minecraft Server

Acid, Altered States of Consciousness, drug comparison, drug culture, drug debate, drug effects, drug effects analysis, drug effects comparison, drug experiences, drug preferences, drug use, Hallucinations, hallucinogens, lsd, magic mushrooms, mind-altering substances, Minecraft, psychedelic drugs, psychoactive substances, recreational drugs, Server, ShroomCraft, SHROOMS

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a psychedelic trip through the world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between Magic Mushrooms and LSD – but don’t worry, it’s all in pixelated fun! Build your own trippy kingdom and battle it out with other players using enchanted potions and mind-bending spells.

Who needs diamonds when you can have a rainbow-colored llama as your trusty steed? And forget about boring old creepers, our server has rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter and rainbows!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in the psychedelic wonderland of our server – you might never want to leave!

DatBoiCraft – Base Recovery Server

Anons, apu, autistic, base, Base recovery, COINBASE, DATBOI, DatBoiCraft, Game, happy wheels, line riders, market recovery, monetize, MONEY, Ms Miggles, never die, Oil, Pepe, profit, Recovery, Server, shilling, sweet boy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Farms Harvested:	609	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We’re so close to hitting rock bottom that we might actually strike oil and become rich beyond our wildest dreams. Who needs diamonds when you can have black gold, am I right?

2. Our base may be half dead, but thanks to the recent Ms Miggles mania, we’re seeing a resurgence like never before. Who knew a virtual currency could have such a profound impact on our virtual world?

3. APU and PEPE are on the road to recovery, and if that’s not a sign that the market as a whole is going to bounce back, then I don’t know what is. Plus, we will never stop shilling our sweet boy DATBOI, so you know we’re in it for the long haul.

4. Ever wanted to play a line riders or happy wheels game within Minecraft? Well, we’re crazy enough to make that happen. And who knows, maybe we’ll figure out a way to monetize it and become virtual millionaires.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only guarantee is that we are too autistic to die. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

CatCraft Minecraft Server

Animal Behavior, autism spectrum, Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, Communication, compromise, compromise in relationships, Conflict, emotional needs, love, Marriage, Minecraft, personal space, pet behavior, pet care, pet ownership, Pets, relationships, Server, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	88	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of furry friends in your life? Look no further! Join our server for a purr-fectly good time filled with adventure and friendship!

Just like the OP’s partner, we know the struggle of compromising with different personalities. But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome – even the most finicky of felines! Our virtual world is big enough for all creatures, whether they meow or mine.

We promise not to scold your cats for licking themselves, because hey, that’s just part of their needs! And if anyone tries to chase them away, they’ll have to answer to our army of creeper cats ready to pounce!

So come join us on this epic journey where cats rule the land and no one is ever put below a purr-fect pet. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal companion by your side in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the adventures begin!

Niece-Free Zone MineCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	1496
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magic Items Found:	7198
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as trying to babysit a hyperactive niece with ADHD and autism? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make your niece’s snack-stealing, cat-terrorizing, question-repeating antics seem like a walk in the park.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly changing activities like a never-ending cycle of TV, coloring, iPad, and slime. And don’t worry, just like your niece always being sick, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting a whirlwind of energy like your niece, you can definitely handle the madness that awaits you here. Come on in and see if you’re up for the challenge!