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MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	9546

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9315	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Dragon Eggs Found:	8592	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Votes:	3122	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	4550
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchantments Applied:	265	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	New Chunks Explored:	197959
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!