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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8352 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 318 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 162 | Animals Bred: | 29 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!
Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!