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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3754 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 429 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
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