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CraftyCarbCraze

balanced diet, clean eating, CraftyCarbCraze, dairy free, diet, FITNESS, gluten free, Healthy Eating, intermittent fasting, Keto, low carb, meal plan, mindful eating, nutrition, Paleo, portion control, sustainable diet, vegan, Vegetarian, weight loss, Whole30

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	57	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss program disguised as a Minecraft server!

Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!

And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.

So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!

TikTokCraze Minecraft Server

banned, Censorship, covert influence operations, digital platforms, Disinformation, foreign interference, global politics, information warfare, media outlets, Minecraft, News, online content, political influence, Propaganda, rt, russia, Russian state media, Server, social media, Sputnik, Technology, tiktok, TikTokCraze

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Votes:	4130	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

so like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.

once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.

we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.

oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?

CraftyCreeperJailbreak

Accountability, arrest, bad actors, CEO, Communication, compliance, cooperation, CraftyCreeperJailbreak, criminal activity, data, encrypted, investigation, law enforcement, legal process, messaging app, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, transparency, user information

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get arrested for being a bad actor? well, not on this server, bro! we don’t care if u rob a bank or steal a car, as long as u play minecraft with us, u good. plus, we got all the cool mods like exploding chickens and rainbow creepers. join now before the feds come knocking on ur door, lol! #minecraft4life #badactorswelcome

PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles

assisted reproduction, Canadian cohort study, fertility assistance, fertility treatments, gestational carriers, gestational surrogacy, high-risk pregnancies, hypertensive disorders of pregnancy, maternal health, maternal morbidity, maternal mortality, postpartum hemorrhage, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, pregnancy risks, pregnancy surrogacy, pregnancy surrogates, reproductive health, severe maternal morbidity, Struggles, surrogate, surrogate risks

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ores Mined:	7873
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES? WELL, YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER, BECAUSE WE GOT IT ALL!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, alive, blocky, for honor, Gaming, long tail tags, market, Minecraft, Server, state of decay 2, still supported, stopped playing, sunset, that one game, ubisoft, unexpected, Updates, years ago

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of playing the same old games that you abandoned years ago? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is like the State of Decay 2 of the gaming world – still kicking and receiving updates like nobody’s business! Join us and experience the thrill of playing a game that just won’t die, just like that plant you forgot to water for months.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the For Honor of Minecraft – unexpected, unpredictable, and totally insane. With Ubisoft-level craziness, you never know what kind of adventure you’ll stumble upon. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and endless updates? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Natasha is an FSB plant Minecraft SMP

#youtube, algorithm, Beating, cia, Europe, fsb, FSB plant, georgia, Globohomo, Lesbian, liberal, Liberalism, migrants, Minecraft, Natasha, non-white, patriotic gear, Plant, Redpilling, russia, smp, War, zoomers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Natasha’s Adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of a time filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to join a server where everyone is secretly a spy for a mysterious organization? Well, here’s your chance! You never know who you can trust in this SMP, where everyone’s true motives are as hidden as a Russian nesting doll.

Join us for epic battles, secret missions, and a whole lot of drama. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s more thrilling than Natasha’s globe-trotting escapades. See you in the game, comrade!

CoincidenceCraft SMP: OMG So Random!

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, fluke, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, OMG, outrageous coincidence, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and landed in a hidden underground kingdom filled with diamond-clad pigs riding on top of creepers? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous coincidences in the blocky world, like stumbling upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreeperCatastrophe

arguments, bad news, bad weather, being late, cancelled plans, car accidents, computer crashes, CreeperCatastrophe, financial problems, flat tire, forgetting important events, health issues, long lines, lost keys, missed deadlines, oversleeping, power outage, rude people, spilled coffee, stress, traffic

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned loot. Talk about a buzzkill, am I right? But fear not, dear player, for there is a Minecraft server out there that will protect you from such calamities with its magical anti-creeper force field! Yes, you heard that right. No more pesky creepers ruining your day on this server.

But wait, there’s more! On this fantastical server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic pig-riding superhero. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that all the mobs on this server have been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats? Yes, you read that correctly. Dancing llamas in top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, Ease, easing tensions, foreign relations, geopolitical dynamics., international politics, iran, Iranian leadership, Israel, Israeli relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, nuclear deal, peace talks, president, regional stability, Server, Tensions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	220
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. you gotta join because, like, the president of iran said he’s gonna come on and play with us. can you imagine? playing minecraft with the president, man. it’s gonna be lit.

he said he’s gonna build a giant peace monument in the shape of a creeper to show that he’s ready to ease tensions with israel. like, how crazy is that? who knew minecraft could bring world peace, right?

so come join us on this server, where anything can happen. maybe next, the queen of england will pop in and start a build battle with us. you never know, man. minecraft is a wild place.

BlockBusterBattles

Belarus, BlockBusterBattles, Chess, Competition, crushing defeat, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, fide, Geopolitics, global affairs, international chess federation, international relations, Politics, russia, Sanctioned Countries, sanctions, sports, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	297
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up everything. but don’t worry, because on this server, creepers drop diamonds instead of blowing stuff up. how crazy is that?

oh, and get this: there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade you rare items for emeralds and tell you about their intergalactic adventures. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

also, there’s this legendary boss called the Ender Dragon who’s actually a misunderstood dragon just looking for friends. defeat him and he’ll give you a ride on his back across the End dimension. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with more fire and explosions.

join this server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. it’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you’ll never want to leave. trust me, you won’t regret it.