Roxburgh Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BagCraft: Designer Drama

affordability, BagCraft, bills, birthday gift, clothes shopping, DAUGHTER, Designer, designer bag, different budgets, Drama, Jealousy, life stages, luxury, matching bags, mini me, MONEY, parenting, playdate group, Purse, Show off, social dynamics, UNFAIR

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	251	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as a block of dirt? Well, look no further than our server, where we guarantee a purse-free gaming experience!

Join us and escape the real world where matching crossbody bags cause chaos and tears. Our server is a place where kids can’t tell the difference between a designer bag and a pixelated block – because who needs expensive accessories when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

Forget about budget differences and purse envy, on our server, the only thing you’ll be showing off is your epic builds and redstone contraptions. So come join us and leave the purse drama behind – because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing that matters is having a creeper-free day!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

childhood tales, family folklore, family history, family legends, Family secrets, incredible tales, parental adventures, parental exaggerations, parental memories, parental myths, parental storytelling, ParentalLiesMC, parents, smp, tall tales, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable memories, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable recollections, unbelievable revelations, unbelievable stories

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for a chance to uncover the most unbelievable stories your parents never told you about themselves. From secret double lives as ninja villagers to epic battles with Ender Dragons in their spare time, you’ll never look at your parents the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. Will you be brave enough to take on this porky powerhouse?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, the truth is stranger than fiction, especially when it comes to your parents!

Ugly2Hunky: The Glow Up Server

attractive, attractiveness journey, beauty, beauty standards, Before and after, body image, Confidence, GLOW, inner beauty, outer beauty, Perception, personal growth, physical appearance, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, societal standards, transformation, Ugly2Hunky, Unattractive

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a blocky, pixelated mess in Minecraft? Well, join our server and watch as your character transforms from a square-faced disaster to a pixelated supermodel! Our server is filled with potions of beauty that will make you the envy of all the other players.

Not only will you look amazing, but you’ll also gain special abilities like the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep or shoot glitter bombs at your enemies. And don’t worry about creepers blowing up your new look – we have a team of fashionable armor designers who will make sure you’re always on trend and protected.

So come join us and experience the biggest impact of all – becoming the hottest player in Minecraft history!

BankBuster Minecraft Server

BankBuster, Banking, Central Bank of Iran, Computer System, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyberattack, data breach, digital attack, financial institutions, financial sector, HACKING, Information Security, iran, malware, Minecraft, Paralyzed, ransomware, Report, security breach, Server, Technology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ores Mined:	1919	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crops Grown:	7213	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

so, like, there was this massive cyberattack on the Central Bank of Iran, right? and, like, their computer system got totally paralyzed, like a deer in headlights, dude. but, like, guess what? our Minecraft server is so lit that even hackers wanna join in on the fun!

join us and be part of the most epic cyber battle ever, where you can unleash your inner hacker skills and take down virtual banks like a boss. who needs real money when you can just mine for diamonds and emeralds, amirite?

come join us and show those cyber attackers who’s boss in the virtual world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s hack our way to victory!

MouseCraftSurvivor

Agreement, contract, court case, Disney, Entertainment, fine print, lawsuit, lawsuit settlement, Legal, legal action, legal consequences, legal dispute, legal implications, legal responsibility, legal rights, MouseCraftSurvivor, Streaming Service, terms of service, Tragedy, wrongful death

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	188	Mines Excavated:	4449
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this epic minecraft server, right? and then suddenly, BAM, you’re in a magical disney world. but wait, there’s a twist. you can’t sue disney for anything that happens to you because you agreed to their terms of service.

so like, if you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get attacked by a creeper, you can’t blame disney. it’s all in the fine print, man. but don’t worry, because the adventures you’ll have on this server will be so wild and crazy that you won’t even care about the legal stuff.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you find mickey mouse’s secret hideout, you’ll unlock special powers in the game. like, you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally insane, but totally worth it.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and see if you can survive the disney magic. just remember, don’t mess with the mouse.

MineVegasCasinoCraft

addiction, career, Casino, customer service, deterrent, Entertainment, Environment, Experience, gambling, Hospitality, HOURS, Industry, Job, Management, MineVegasCasinoCraft, MONEY, regulations, Risk, SECURITY, Staff, work

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13

so, like, imagine this: you log onto this minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported into a wild casino world where you can gamble all you want without losing any real money! it’s like the ultimate anti-gambling experience, man.

plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who won so many diamonds in the casino that they built a diamond castle and now they’re the king of the server. like, how insane is that?

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground casino where only the most elite players can access. you gotta prove your worth by winning a bunch of mini-games and puzzles to get in. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building stuff and fighting mobs, come join us and experience the thrill of the casino life without any of the real-life consequences. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

Untamed Wilds

Challenging, collaboration, Competition, cunning mobs, Custom Biomes, danger, dark nights, dynamic weather, environment threats, hostile mobs, lone wolf, MCMMO, PvP-enabled zones, rugged terrains, Sanctuary, scarce resources, Survival, team-up, Thrive, Unpredictable, Untamed wilderness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Untamed Wilds is a challenging survival Minecraft server that plunges you into a vast, unpredictable world where every choice counts. While it’s not hardcore mode, the server amplifies the survival experience with rugged terrains, scarce resources, and dynamic weather that can change your fate in an instant.

Explore custom biomes teeming with life and danger, from dense forests to arid deserts, each with its own set of challenges and secrets. Hostile mobs are more cunning, and the nights are darker and more perilous, making every shelter a sanctuary.

The server encourages both collaboration and competition. You can team up with other players to thrive in this untamed wilderness, or you can choose the lone wolf path, fending off threats from both the environment and other players in PvP-enabled zones. The choice is yours, but in the Untamed Wilds, survival is never guaranteed.

Will you master the wilds, or will they master you?

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PhilCraft

Adventure, Builder, Challenges, Community Events, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom crate system, Discord, epic adventures, Faction, Faction Wars, Factions, friendly community, gaming experience, minecraft server, PhilCraft, Prizes, thrilling events, Towns, Towny, unforgettable, warrior

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8625

Welcome to PhilCraft Embark on epic adventures in PhilCraft, your ultimate Minecraft server

Features: – Towny and Faction: Build thriving towns or dominate in faction wars. Whether you’re a builder or a warrior, there’s a place for you – Exciting Crates: Unlock unique items and rewards with our custom crate system – Community Events: Join thrilling events and challenges to win amazing prizes – Friendly Community: Enjoy a welcoming community ready to make your gaming experience unforgettable Join Us Today Discord: https://discord.gg/UFwzCCMc Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. PhilCraft awaits

147.28.175.139:2662

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

anti-capitalism, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, Anti-establishment, anti-government, Anti-Harris, anti-immigration, Anti-Inequality, Anti-Politics, anti-Trump, CraftyTrump, Fuck Capitalism, Fuck Harris, Fuck Immigration, Fuck Trump, government criticism, Minecraft, political activism, political discontent, political dissent, protest movement, resistance movement, Server, social justice

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Void Gems Collected:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a place where you can let loose and have a good time without any restrictions? Look no further than our server! We don’t just allow swearing, we encourage it! Want to build a giant middle finger to Trump? Go for it! Want to create a statue of Harris getting hit by a llama? Be our guest! And don’t even get us started on capitalism – we’ve banned it completely on our server. Immigration? Who needs it when you can teleport wherever you want! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just leave your political correctness at the door.

HungryGamers Minecraft SMP

Arena, book series, Competition, District 12, dystopian, fight to the death, HG, Hunger Games, HungryGamers, Katniss Everdeen, location, majula, Minecraft, Mockingjay, movie adaptation, Peeta Mellark, President Snow, Rebellion, smp, Survival, Suzanne Collins, Thread, Tribute

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP set in the mystical land of Majula! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and plenty of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. Rumor has it that the base is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We also have a floating island where players can ride on giant chickens and race each other to see who can collect the most golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can juggle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP in Majula and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.