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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4522 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5176 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Emeralds Found: | 1754 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
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*Disclaimer: not actually scientifically proven, but who cares? it’s minecraft, dude.