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Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	8

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Items Found:	6432	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Crops Grown:	2228	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	855	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	80
Emeralds Found:	266	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Farms Harvested:	776	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1110
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Items Found:	2229	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	117752

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!