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HomerlessCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	112
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9364	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	887946	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

African, Afro-Brazilian, Architecture, Bahia, Brazil, Brazilian, Candomblé, Colorful, cuisine, culture, Diverse, Exploration, heritage, History, Music, Religion, salvador, SalvadorCraft, SPIRITUAL, Traditions, travel, vibrant, Victory, wake

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	7150	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.