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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4416 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 189 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.