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| Players: |
92/200 |
Votes: |
2329 |
| Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: |
10 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: |
2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
5 |
| Crops Grown: |
2824 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
2 |
| Enchantments Applied: |
226 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: |
8 |
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