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CraftyBabes: Where even the creepers stop to admire the view!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of your brain being rotted beyond repair? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you’ll be imagining is building epic structures and battling mobs! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even beautiful women can’t resist joining. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the hero of the server and winning the heart of a virtual princess! Join now and start your journey to a brain-rot free life!

MineAdventures

Community Events, Friendly Combat, hardcore mode, Hostile Combat, No Hand-Holding, one life, Player Trading, player-driven economy, procedural generation, pure Minecraft experience, PvP, Quick Thinking, Randomly Generated World, relationships, reputation, Resourcefulness, Server Events, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, Will to survive

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Description: Embark on a perilous journey in our hardcore Minecraft survival server. This unforgiving world demands resourcefulness, quick thinking, and a strong will to survive. With no hand-holding or modern conveniences, you’ll be thrown into a world where every decision matters.

Key Features:

Vanilla Experience: Experience the pure, unadulterated Minecraft experience. No mods or plugins to interfere with the core gameplay. Hardcore Mode: Test your mettle against the ultimate challenge. One life, no respawns. Every death is permanent. Player-Driven Economy: Trade resources, items, and services with other players to build a thriving community. PvP: Engage in friendly or hostile combat with other players, but be mindful of the consequences. Your reputation and relationships can have a significant impact on your survival. Community Events: Participate in server-wide events and challenges for unique rewards and experiences. Join forces with other players to overcome obstacles and achieve common goals. Procedural Generation: Explore a vast, randomly generated world filled with endless possibilities. Discover hidden treasures, conquer dangerous biomes, and build your own unique empire. Join us for a truly authentic Minecraft adventure!

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Welcome to Avalon SMP, where you can slay RAID Bosses, craft custom items, and explore Space Travel for the past 9 years!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Love Letters Sent:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	670
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Minecraft Server: Avalon RPG

Overview

Server Trailer	Watch here
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Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and uncover Avalon’s secrets to conquer the Great Evil.

Avalon is an MMO RPG in its purest form with elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses
Dungeons, Custom Skills, Magic Spells, Armor & Weapons
Co-operative Towny environment, Silk Touch Spawners, Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join a kingdom in Avalon?	Yes, you can join a kingdom or create your own.
Are there daily loot drops in the server?	Yes, there are daily loot drops from 14 final bosses.
What are the server rules?	The server rules include no griefing, stealing, scamming, being respectful, ethical, and using common sense.

I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	62
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6799

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	494219
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

aita, Apologize.., bail out, brother, car repair, Divorce, full time housewife, grift, Honest, Jessica, Job, Kids, Lazy, MONEY, OFFENDED, Requests, SAHP, SassySILvsBrotherTruth, SIL, tight

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8229
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

aromatherapy, BLOCK, comfort food, Crafting, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gratitude practice, Happiness, hot bath, journaling, laughter therapy, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walk, pet therapy, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, talking to a friend, Therapy, watching a favorite movie, yoga

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	187	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	862
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Buildings Constructed:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

WarNationsMC

alliances, BUILD, Civilizations, Community, Conquest, Custom Plugins, Diplomacy, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Faction, geopoltics, History, Nations, PvP, Roleplay, strategy, Survival, Towny, War, WARFARE

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

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