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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7840 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses to protect their eyes from the epic raytracing effects. Can you imagine how cool that looks?
2. Our optimization is so bad that it’s actually good. You’ll be teleporting around the map faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”
3. The last time someone tried to mine for diamonds, they accidentally unearthed a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of chickens. True story.
So, if you’re ready to dive into a world where chaos reigns and raytracing is king (but not mandatory), then join us on this insane Minecraft server today!