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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2983 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
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