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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8595 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests that involve lifting virtual weights to unlock hidden treasures. Want to build a house? Better make sure it has a gym inside, because our server is all about gains, bro.
But beware, there’s a legendary boss called the Squat King who can only be defeated by doing squats in real life while playing the game. Don’t skip leg day if you want to conquer this beast!
So if you’re ready to pump iron and show off your muscles in the most ridiculous ways possible, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Because in this world, the only way to survive is by saying, “This is why I lift!”