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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8546 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
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