Rooted Dirt – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyControllerz Minecraft Server

analog sticks, console gaming, controller limitations, Controllers, coordination challenges, CraftyControllerz, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming controls, gaming experience, gaming frustrations, gaming peripherals, gaming preferences, hand-eye coordination, mentally ill, Minecraft, Mouse+Keyboard, PC Gaming, pressing buttons, Server, Twister, video games

Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft server where things are never as they seem! Want to move your character while pressing buttons? Well, you better be a master at Twister because that’s the only way to make it work here. We believe in pushing your coordination skills to the limit, so if you prefer using a Mouse+Keyboard, we’re sorry to say you might be a little loopy.

But don’t worry, the madness doesn’t stop there. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT? You can do that here (but don’t blame us if things go boom)!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server for an experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled in ways you never thought possible. See you in the game…if you dare!

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MineFunkG – Minecraft Server for Friday Night Funkin’ Fans

Crossover series, fan-made creations, Fans, FRIDAY, friday night funkin, Friday Night Funkin’ General., Funkin, Funkin Crew, Funkin Mod Wiki, game discussion, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, MineFunkG, modding community, modding help, night, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Pit Stop Update, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! We’re not just about building blocks and surviving the night, we’re all about Friday Night Funkin’ madness! Join us for some funky fun as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the crazy crossovers like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Week #2575 is all about the Furnace and Grandpa Edition, where things are heating up and grandpas are dropping sick beats. In the latest news, the Pit Stop Update has been released, so get ready for some high-octane funkin’ action. Plus, check out the Funkin Crew’s blog post and Ninjamuffin & PA’s wild AMA on /funkg/.

Download and play the game to get in on the action, or dive into the modding community for some truly outrageous creations. Need help with mods? We’ve got resources galore, including the /funkg/ Mod Wiki and our handy link compilation.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a funky fortress, battle grandpa mobs, and jam out to sick beats all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s get funky!

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WhaleWhispererMC

adulting, Boundaries, Collecting, comics, Communication, coping, Emotional support, emotions, friendship, handling feelings, hobby, Jealousy, missing out, mutual interests, personal space, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, shared hobbies, WhaleWhispererMC

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic comic book collecting adventure in Minecraft history!

Imagine traveling through virtual worlds, hunting for rare comic books with your friends. Forget about diamonds and emeralds, the real treasure on our server is that one issue you’ve been obsessing over for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll find it for a steal like our friend did for $2!

But be warned, jealousy may ensue! Just like in real life, you might cry for two days straight if someone snags that coveted comic book before you do. And if you do manage to find it, watch out for your friends trying to steal it and start their own collection.

So come join us on this wild ride of emotions, drama, and comic book collecting in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have rare comics, am I right? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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LoveCrafted Minecraft Server

DATING, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing habits, embarrassing moments, forgiveness, forgiveness in marriage, funny, funny stories, Laughter, long term relationship, love, LoveCrafted, Marriage, marriage tips, MARRIED, Minecraft, mistake, Overlook, reddit, relationship, relationship advice, Server, Spouse

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the married folks out there looking for some excitement. Join us and create unforgettable memories with your spouse as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you and your spouse are mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire base! But don’t worry, because on our server, explosions are just the beginning of the fun. Your spouse will overlook your rookie mistake as you both laugh hysterically at the chaos unfolding around you.

Or how about the time you accidentally hit your spouse with a pickaxe while trying to fend off a horde of zombies? It’s all part of the adventure on our server, where forgiveness is key and laughter is guaranteed.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wild ride that is Minecraft marriage! Who knows, you might just uncover a diamond in the rough…or in this case, a diamond in the mine.

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OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks

aging, alternative lifestyles, Benefits, blocks, Challenges, childfree, CONS, Decision making, Family Planning, freedom, fulfillment, Kids, Lifestyle, no children, OldCraft, over 40, parenting, personal choice, Pros, regrets, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Discovery, societal expectations

Are you a seasoned player with a love for Minecraft and zero mini miners running around? Then boy do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the average age is 40+ and the only screaming you’ll hear is from players falling into lava pits.

Pros: – No kids means no interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. – Mature players means mature conversations…or at least as mature as you can get in a world made of blocks. – No need to worry about your creations being destroyed by little hands who think TNT is just a fun toy.

Cons: – You might feel a little out of place when all your fellow players start talking about their grandkids. – You might have to explain to younger players why you prefer a cozy cabin in the woods over a flashy modern mansion. – You might start feeling like the wise elder of the server, dispensing advice and wisdom to all the young whipper-snappers.

So come join us on our server for the 40+ crowd, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the stories we tell about our real lives.

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PhilippinePayouts

bilateral relations, China, compensation, Damage, diplomatic tensions, disputed sea, economic impact, foreign policy, Hostilities, international relations, legal dispute, maritime conflict, military confrontation, payment, PhilippinePayouts, Philippines, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial dispute

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz it’s crazier than Philippines demanding China to pay for damage after some sea drama. like, we got more drama than a reality TV show, fam. u wanna build epic bases and battle it out with other players? we gotchu covered. plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a family reunion every day. come thru and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust.

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MoviePhoneGoodbye

cinematic tropes, Communication, dialogue, Entertainment, Etiquette, Film Characters, film cliches, film dialogue, film industry, Hollywood, Manners, movie moments, movie scenes, MoviePhoneGoodbye, movies, on-screen interactions, phone calls, phone etiquette, screenwriting, scriptwriting, social cues

join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own movie set and recreate iconic scenes from ur fav films! ever wanted to be in a rom-com where u never say goodbye when hanging up the phone? now u can! our server is so lit, u might even get a call from hollywood producers wanting to cast u in their next blockbuster! so join now and let’s make some movie magic together!

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PecBlockerCraft: Stop Prostate Cancer!

anti-Pec monoclonal antibody, Cancer, cancer progression, clinical benefit, Ec peptide, IGF-1Ec isoform, Metastases, PecBlockerCraft, proliferation, Prostate, prostate cancer, STOP, tumor repair

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated world of craziness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! And get this, we have a secret hidden level where you can fight off evil Pec monsters with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ec peptide, which can give your Minecraft character superhuman strength and agility! Imagine being able to jump 100 blocks in a single bound or mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure of a lifetime awaits you!

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Welcome to EmpireCraft: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is the ice cream at our 18+ White-listed ice cream social!

+18, administrators, bedrock, Casual, Community, Connections, cream, creativity, discord server, EmpireCraft, flexibility, global players., hands off, Ice, java, Moderators, new generation, No Resets, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Social, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

EmpireCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft (Java and Bedrock support)
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Creativity and Building Connections
Age Requirement	Primarily 18+ with some exceptions

Server Rules

Respect your fellow players. No bullying, bigotry, hate speech, or derogatory language of any kind.
No griefing, stealing, or mean-spirited trolling.
No cheating, hacking, use of x-ray, or similar actions.

Join Our Discord Server

If you’re interested in applying or just want to chat, please join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AtxJ6JNGTb

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?	EmpireCraft is primarily an 18+ community, with some exceptions.
Are there any planned resets for the server?	There are currently no planned resets on the horizon, and any decision on resets will be made as a group.
What type of gameplay altering plugins are used on the server?	EmpireCraft uses a handful of plugins, but they do not truly alter vanilla gameplay.
How can I apply to join the server?	Please join our Discord server and chat with us to express your interest in joining.

Epstein’s Escape Minecraft Server

Blackmail, Conspiracy, controversial, Corruption, cover up, criminal activity, dark secrets, Epsteins, Escape, Evidence, investigation, jeffrey epstein, Justice, Minecraft, murder, Pedophiles, powerful individuals, scandal, Server, speculation, suspicious, unanswered questions, unsolved mystery, wealthy elite

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a celebrity cheating scandal? Look no further than our server! Join us because we have secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, a hidden village of llamas who can speak Latin, and a conspiracy theory that Steve from Minecraft was actually killed because he was gonna expose pedophiles in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there!

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