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CraftyCanuckTrading

agreements, Business, Canada, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTrading, diplomatic relations, Economy, ecuador, export, Global markets, Government, Import, international relations, international trade, negotiations, North America, Pact, tariff threats, trade deals, trade policy, trump

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	92	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we trade with canada and ecuador while avoiding trump’s tariff threats like a pro. build your own virtual trade empire and become the richest player in the game. who needs real life when you can make deals with countries in a blocky world? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by llamas wearing top hats. join now before the llamas take over the server and declare themselves as the new rulers of minecraft!

BlockyGlaucomaGamerz

BlockyGlaucomaGamerz, cardiovascular health, cholesterol and aging, cholesterol and disease correlation, cholesterol and eye diseases, cholesterol and glaucoma, cholesterol and health risks, cholesterol and lipid metabolism, cholesterol and vision health, cholesterol levels, cholesterol paradox, cholesterol research, eye health, glaucoma risk, good cholesterol, health, LDL cholesterol, lipid profile, lower risk, over 55s, Paradox

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the only thing higher than our cholesterol levels is the fun we have! Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant cholesterol monster that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?

ChacheCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	132	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Join play.chachecraft.net, a friendly Cobblemon Minecraft server! Explore, catch Pokémon, and build in a fun, welcoming small community. Adventure awaits!

play.chachecraft.net

SpK SkyBlock

Community, custom islands, Custom Script, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Gaming, high quality, January 2025, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, play.spknetwork.net, Roleplay, RPG Addon, Scripts, Server, Skyblock, SpK Network, Survival, Unique Textures, Version 1.21.

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

SpK Network is a newly opened minecraft server, it was opened in January 2025 with unique textures and scripts to make your game on our server as high quality and interesting as possible, on our skyblock server you can expect everything… starting with dungeons, custom islands, custom script, rpg addon and much more.

So join us, we are waiting for you!!!

Version: 1.21+ IP: play.spknetwork.net

Discord: discord.gg/vs9CfJkURm

play.spknetwork.net:25615

Tryce985’s Survival Server

become part of our ever-growing survival community, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, BUILD, buy sell, conquer the wild, Dynamic Player Driven Economy, easy-to-use claiming system, Explore, Face stronger, Folia-Powered, game mode, Immersive NPCs, Interaction, Ip:, java, Java 1.21.4, join us today, Lag-free, loot-packed mobs, Protect your land, Server, Smarter, smp, Survival, Trade, Tryce985s, What We Offer

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Votes:	8178
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Tryce985’s Survival Server

IP	mc.tryce985.xyz
Version
Game Mode	Survival

What We Offer:

LevelledMobs – Face stronger, smarter, and loot-packed mobs!
FancyNPCs – Immersive NPCs for interaction!
XClaim – Protect your land with an easy-to-use claiming system!

Join us today and become part of our ever-growing survival community! Build, trade, explore, and conquer the wild!

IP: mc.tryce985.xyz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, our server is powered by Folia technology to ensure a lag-free experience.
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, our server is compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions.
How can I protect my land?	You can use the XClaim system to easily claim and protect your land.

MysticCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, agent, asian agencies, autistic, brand name, chineese new year, Chlorine, dumplings, garlic breath, GIF, horney, knitting, Land, manic asian lady, meets, Monger, MysticCraft, Phone, Pumpkin, room number, shower, speedo racing swimsuits, swimsuit, swimsuit fetish, teddy, texting app, thrift store, Whores

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chineese new year party! No real girls answering your messages? No problem, we’ve got older chineese ladies in teddies ready to knit you a pumpkin while you hold your dick out! Get ready for garlic breath and swimsuit fetishes, because on this server, anything goes! Speedo racing swimsuits are the new bikini, and the only traffic you’ll encounter is the traffic of laughs and fun. Don’t miss out on the most manic Asian adventure of your life – join now!

CarWoesMC Server

budgeting, car maintenance, car repairs, car trouble, CarWoesMC, Communication, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family living arrangements, family obligations., Family Support, financial constraints, financial stress, fixing cars, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, setting boundaries, sharing resources, sibling relationships, working overnight

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of G, C, J, and their broken car. Will G ever learn how to fix it? Will J ever get to run his errands on Payday Wed? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking potatoes. Explore our enchanted world and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a dancing llama or two.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

UrgentCraft: Boyfriend ResQ-Gone-Wrong

Boyfriend, Communication, er, family, Fever, health, Heart, kidneys, love, lower income, parental consent, relationship, Respect, ResQGoneWrong, sick, strep test, Support, swollen throat, Tylenol, urgent care, UrgentCraft, Worried

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so sick, his throat was as swollen as a creeper about to explode. But fear not, for on our server, we have magical healing powers that can cure any ailment, even if it means going against parents’ wishes! Join us and experience the thrill of defying medical advice for the sake of adventure.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic, it has the power to mend relationships. Who knew that playing Minecraft could bring families closer together? So come on in and let’s turn family drama into family fun!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server out there. Join now and let the madness begin!

HardWayFinds – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, Character building, Experience, growth, hard lessons, HardWayFinds, learning curve, lessons learned, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, setbacks, smp, tough love, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Enchantments Applied:	294	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I joined because I heard they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, like who wouldn’t want that?? And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Bob. I know, right?? But be warned, I found out the hard way that the owner of the server is actually a giant chicken in disguise, like what even is this madness?? So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and adventure, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day!

BoomerCraft, Day

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Zombie Dances:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone is glued to their screens and constantly updating their status? Do you miss the good old days when people actually talked to each other face to face? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only social media you need is a chat box and the only internet connection you’ll need is to log in!

Back in the day, before the internet took over our lives, people actually went outside and interacted with each other in the real world. Imagine a time when you didn’t have to worry about likes, followers, or getting the perfect selfie. That’s the kind of nostalgia you’ll experience on our server.

Join us and relive the glory days of dial-up internet, flip phones, and AOL Instant Messenger. Build a virtual world where social media doesn’t exist and the only tweets you’ll see are from birds in the game. Don’t miss out on this blast from the past – join our server now and escape the digital age madness!