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SisterSavageCraft

Argument, attitude, Boundaries, camping trip, Communication, exhaustion, family, Help, lack of sleep, Niece, Nurses, Overnight, relationships, responsibilities, rush hour traffic, single mom, sister, SisterSavageCraft, stress, Support, work

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling drama, late-night shifts, and forgotten trailer keys!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your sister (played by a 29-year-old nurse) calls you for help. Will you risk it all and drive three hours in rush hour traffic to save the day? Or will you stand your ground and refuse, sparking a heated argument that will go down in Minecraft history?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of camping trips with toddlers, single mom struggles, and passive-aggressive phone calls that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community as chaotic and entertaining as this? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, sleepless nights, and unforgettable moments that will have you saying, “Why does that matter?”

PixelPerfect

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	5835	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being the most attractive player on your current Minecraft server and not getting the recognition you deserve? Look no further, because on our server, you will be worshipped like the pixelated god/goddess that you are!

Join us and experience a world where your beauty is so blinding that other players will have to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Your mere presence will cause mobs to drop their weapons and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, for jealous players may try to sabotage your good looks by throwing potions of ugliness at you. Don’t worry though, our server has a team of magical beauticians who will ensure that you always look flawless, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this fabulous adventure where your attractiveness knows no bounds!

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

Adventure, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Exploration, Gain Ground, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Military Administration, military strategy, Newly Captured Areas, Politics, president, SECURITY, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Victory, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	493
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	3

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

antimalarial drugs, cholesterol, cholesterol-mimicking steroid, disease prevention, drug delivery, drug delivery system, drug development, drug efficacy, drug targeting, health science, human host cells, inhibitory effects, innovative technology, malaria treatment, MalariaCraft, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, research, Toxicity, TROJAN, Trojan horse method

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, factions city, factions civilization, factions economy, factions pvp, factions raid, factions roleplay, factions survival, Factions War, PvP, Quests, Raid, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

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Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

Active players, application, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Endless, Events, Exploration, flows, happen, Memelands, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, Resets, rules, secure environment, server ip, smp, v1.20.4, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

Q: How is the server financed?

A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

content creators, digital content, dramafags, eat your heart out, entertainment industry, fanbase, Gaming Community, growing stronger, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, NijiEN, NijiENCraft, Online Community, online personalities, online streaming, Server, Unstoppable, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Virtual talent agency, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Divine Spears Created:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6430	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

lovecraft, point, rescue, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mines Excavated:	3106
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!

FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

Accomplishments.., Achievements, biggest flex, Boasting, Bragging rights, flex, FlexCraft, humble brag, personal achievements, proud moments, self admiration, self love, self satisfaction, self-accomplishments, self-achievement, self-confidence, self-congratulation, self-glorification, self-praise, self-promotion, showing off, success stories, whats

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2562	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	160	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!