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VomitCraft Minecraft Server

34 weeks, accidentally throwing up, AITAH, Asshole, Belly, belly button, bloated, Customer, disgust, Finger, hair stylist, Minecraft, never coming back, popped, Pregnant, pregnant woman, rubbing belly, Sensitive, Server, stylist, VomitCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	122	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

Boundaries, Boyfriend, BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore, Commitment, Communication, DATING, dating experience, Expectations, Exploitation, family, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial responsibility, financial support, friendship, Generosity, Girlfriend, husband, MONEY, Needy, relationship

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

HatePopularFilmsMC SMP

different tastes, dislike, HatePopularFilmsMC, Movie, not a fan, not feeling it, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of coffee, not my cup of tea, not my favorite, not my flavor, not my groove, not my jam, not my scene, not my speed, not my style, not my thing, not my vibe, Overrated, smp, unpopular opinion

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone raves about? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate individuality and uniqueness! We have a secret underground base where we gather to discuss our unpopular opinions on popular movies. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone who can come up with the most outrageous reason for hating a beloved film. So if you’re ready to stand out from the crowd and embrace your inner movie critic, join us now!

MineCraftMotivation

AMBITION, continuous learning, determination, education, goal-setting, growth mindset., inspiration, learning, MineCraftMotivation, motivation, motivation for self-improvement, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, success mindset

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of motivation and inspiration! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with epic quests, magical creatures, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Need a reason to keep grinding for that next level? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbows? That’s right, you heard us correctly. This chicken is not to be messed with, but if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can slice through anything like butter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited power and knowledge. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their challenges, and you’ll be on your way to becoming the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy.

Fizz & Java Crafters

beverage consumption, caffeine intake, cardiovascular health, coffee consumption, Crafters, fizz, fizzy drinks, global study, health awareness, health outcomes, health study, healthy habits, international research, java, lifestyle choices, public health, risk factors, stroke prevention, stroke risk, stroke risk factors, sugary beverages, tea consumption, water intake

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Items Found:	1807	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Gryphons Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where drinking fizzy drinks will make your character run faster than lightning! we have a secret potion that turns your character into a tea-drinking superhero, able to fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes. but beware, if you drink too much coffee, your character will start jittering uncontrollably and accidentally set fire to everything in sight. join our wacky world of beverages and see what crazy adventures await you!

Kampot Desu Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Cultural experience, Destination, desu, DISCOVER, Explore, Hidden Gem, History, japanese, Kampot, landmarks, local cuisine, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, Server, Traditional, travel, Ugledar, Ugledar is kampot desu, Unique

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Ugledar! This server is so kampot desu, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cheeseburger of Destiny. Our community is so wild, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join Ugledar today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Minecraft SMP: /mex/ – TacoTuesday

culture, Diversity, female president, Government, hilo mexa, History, INAUGURATION, international news, Jewish, Jewish community, Latin America, leadership, mex, mexico, milestone achievement, Minecraft, Politics, Presidential election, Religion, smp, TacoTuesday, women in power, world leaders

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos as Mexico’s new Jewish female president takes over the server! She’s not your average leader – she’s got diamond armor and a pet llama named Nacho who spits fireballs at griefers. Plus, she’s building a giant taco-shaped castle to rule from, complete with a salsa moat and guacamole turrets. Join now for a chance to be her right-hand creeper and help defend against rival factions like the Taco Bell Bandits and the Salsa Syndicate. Viva la Minecraft!

BoyfriendBickerMC Server

Alone Time, Angry, Argument, Beach, Best Friend, Bickering, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBickerMC, Break, Breakfast, Calls, dramatic, Explore, ignoring, Peace, recharge, selfish, Server, Space, texts, vacation, Worried

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Star Shards Collected:	152	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of constant bickering and arguments in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world!

Imagine a world where you can explore towns, beaches, and cafes without anyone nagging you about where to go or what to do. Take a break from the chaos and recharge in our peaceful virtual realm.

Don’t worry about angry texts or calls from your boyfriend and his best friend – they won’t be able to find you in our vast Minecraft world. They’ll just have to sort out their own disagreements without you getting caught in the middle.

So why wait? Join our server now and enjoy some much-needed alone time while building, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. Who knew escaping drama could be so much fun?

StepDadFTW

biological father, blended families, choosing family, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, father daughter relationship, father figure, father-daughter bond, Fatherhood, long lost father, parental abandonment, parental expectations, step-parenting, stepdad, StepDadFTW, wedding etiquette, wedding traditions

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchantments Applied:	145
Crops Grown:	8074	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	484	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky drama that will make your family issues seem like a walk in the park.

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue and choose who gets to walk you down the aisle – whether it’s your biological father, your stepdad, or even your pet pig! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual drama in the world of Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging texts from your long-lost dad while building the ultimate blocky fortress. And don’t worry, we have plenty of supportive players who will have your back when things get tough. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and leave your real-life problems behind – because in Minecraft, anything is possible, even a peaceful family reunion!

DisturbingDisneyScene – Minecraft SMP

animated films, animation, Childhood, creepy, Dark, Disney, disney movies, Disturbing, disturbing moments, disturbing scenes, DisturbingDisneyScene, emotional, fear, Horror, Minecraft, Movie, Nightmare, psychological terror, Scene, smp, Trauma, Twisted, unsettling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	71	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a Disney movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few talking animals (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what you might find in our world).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a gang of evil villagers led by a wicked witch attack! Will you be able to defend your home and save the day? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and danger at every turn. And who knows, you might even come face to face with a dragon that’s been terrorizing the land (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a misunderstood lizard with a fiery breath).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable and wacky as a Disney movie, join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself living happily ever after…or at least until the next creeper blows up your house.