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Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2785	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Votes:	3505	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Potions Brewed:	110
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Towns Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	742	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	138
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

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SMSMCraft Network

2012, 2017, Beloved, BIGGER….., Community, Discord, epic comeback, Factions, Fun, games, Haven, KitPvP, legend, Memories, Minecraft, Mini Games, Players, reborn, server ip, Skyblock, Skywars, SMSMCraft Network, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Survival Games, Variety

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, attraction, blocky, Commitment, emotional connection, family, Fatherhood, fidelity, first child, horny, Intimacy, love, Marriage, Minecraft, new parent, no longer interested, parenthood, personal growth, porn, relationship, Server, sexual desire, Wife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	2249	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!