ron swanson – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Stormy Lagoon

bedrock, commands, Community, creativity, crossplay, custom content, Discord, Economy, java, lagoon, Land claiming, marketplace, MCMMO, Missions, Progression, Protection, rules, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, tiktok, Tools

Server Details

Version	1.21.4
Available On	Java & Bedrock
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP address play.stormylagoon.com. For Bedrock, use the port 25566.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, all ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay.
Is PvP enabled by default?	No, PvP is disabled by default but can be enabled by choice.
How can I claim land for my builds?	Use the advanced land claiming system to take control of your builds and manage access.

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So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the drama and manipulative partners, ya know? Like, if you’ve been through some crazy stuff like forgiving someone for cheating and then getting called an asshole for bringing it up later, then this server is for you!
Join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and leave all that toxic relationship baggage behind. We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who will never manipulate you into forgiving them for cheating. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can just focus on having a good time without any guilt trips.
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FILsNewChildDramaNoThx
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So like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and then suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s basically the adult problem nobody prepared you for. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have creeper repellent! Just kidding, we don’t actually have that, but we do have a community of players who will have your back when those pesky creepers try to ruin your day.
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SkinnyLegendsCraft
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Are you tired of being surrounded by skinny Minecraft characters who never seem to gain weight no matter how many virtual cakes they eat? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
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Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server
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lol come join our minecraft server where u can fight putin without the u.s. cuz europe is in trouble yall. we got putin roaming around causing chaos and u gotta stop him with ur mad minecraft skills. build a wall, make alliances, start a revolution, do whatever it takes to save europe from this nightmare. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we know u gonna need it. so what u waiting for? join now and show putin who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

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EuroBlockCraft: Defend Us from RusCraft
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Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, 500 million Europeans are like, “Yo, 300 million Americans, can you protect us from 140 million Russians?” And like, that’s just crazy, right? So you know this server is gonna be wild and full of epic battles and alliances and stuff. Plus, there’s like, secret underground bases and hidden treasure chests everywhere. So come join the fun and be part of this epic showdown! Let’s goooooo!

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Crafty History Avoidance
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join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn history and make mistakes just like the malicious peeps! we got crazy stories and op info that will blow ur mind. u wont believe the shenanigans that go down in dis server. come join us and be part of the chaos!
IP: historymistakeslol.About.minecraft

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Manic Minecraft Madness
1904, ADHD presentation, adult adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Behavior, carl jung, cognitive function, Diagnosis, Emotional Dysregulation, historical perspective, madness, MANIC, manic mood, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, neurodevelopmental disorder, Psychiatry, psychiatry research, psychological analysis, Psychology, Symptoms
LOL come join our minecraft server, where we have more chaos than a squirrel on a trampoline! we got so much fun stuff happening, you’ll be like “whaaaaat is even going on?!” like that time when a creeper accidentally blew up our entire castle and we had to rebuild it with diamond blocks.
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