romantic sauce old but pretty Minecraft Servers

ArtisticFamDiscount

art commissions, art for profit, art passion, art worth, artistic boundaries, artistic value, ArtisticFamDiscount, Boundaries, commission prices, Disrespect, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, free art, motivation, pricing disputes, pricing strategy, relationships, self worth, self-doubt

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2609	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Dragon Eggs Found:	5118	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!

InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

Ability, CAMOUFLAGE, cloak, disappear, dream, ELUSIVE, Ethereal, FANTASY, hidden, hijinks, Hourly, ILLUSION, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Magic, Mysterious, secret, smp, sneak, Spy, stealth, SUPERPOWER, vanish, wish

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and you’ll have the power to become invisible for an hour every day. Want to prank your friends by stealing their diamonds or sneak up on creepers and scare them away? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!

RespawnRapture

Afterlife, afterlife theories, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, existential questions, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Metaphysical, near death experiences, philosophical perspectives, Reincarnation, religious views, RespawnRapture, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1361
Dragon Eggs Found:	3425	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the afterlife is just respawning at your bed? Well, on our server, life after death is a wild ride! Picture this: when you die, you get to party with all the creepers and skeletons in a never-ending dance-off. Plus, the winner gets a diamond sword! Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience and see if you have what it takes to out-dance the undead!

GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Votes:	7333
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	163
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3945	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	7741
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	61
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.