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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3067 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 1289 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!
Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.
