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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1963 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 338960 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 279 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!
we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!
