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BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

ancient warfare, BlockyBrit, Brit, British History, edish, military history, Minecraft, roman empire, roman legions, Roman military campaigns, Roman military conquests, Roman military discipline, Roman military equipment, Roman military organization, Roman military ranks, Roman military strategy, roman military tactics, Roman military technology, Roman military training, Server, TRIARII

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to TRIARII edish, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens. But fear not, for our player was armed with a diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! They fought bravely, slaying the zombie chickens left and right until they emerged victorious, covered in feathers and glory.

But that’s not all! On TRIARII edish, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, build castles in the clouds, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.

So come join us at TRIARII edish, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

BBC, BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation), big black cock, British, British women, controversial, defiance, ethnicity, Identity, Israel support, love, nationalism, pride, Provocative, Race, Sexuality, smp, Statement, Stereotypes, StraightOuttaMinecraft, Superiority, Unapologetic

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Animals Bred:	86
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

DeafCrafters Unite!

anxiety, autism suspicion, awkward situation, bus etiquette, bus incident, Confrontation, DeafCrafters, disability, elderly respect, FAKING, faking disability, hearing impairment, offering seats, Panic, panic response, public transportation, respect for elderly, social anxiety, social awkwardness, Social Interaction, unite

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward situations like this? Join our server and never worry about fake disabilities or confrontations again! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to fake sign language to get out of uncomfortable situations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can ride a virtual bus and offer seats to elderly NPCs for extra points! Join now and say goodbye to social anxiety in the most hilarious way possible!

UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

coercion, compelled, compulsory, Demand, dictate, enforced, enforced compliance, forced, imposed, imposed upon, imposition, Mandatory, Minecraft, OBLIGATION, PRESSURE, Pushed, requirement, smp, thrust upon, unwanted, unwanted intrusion, UnwantedSMP, Unwelcome

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6515	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

CraftyVoterFraudFun

civil rights, CraftyVoterFraudFun, Democracy, democratic principles, election integrity, electoral fraud, electoral justice, Electoral Process, electoral transparency., federal felony, government accountability, legal accountability, political corruption, political reform, US Congress, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter manipulation, voter registration, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomatic, Duty, Hamas, HamasCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, Justice, killing, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Political, punish, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tehran, Tensions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Spears Created:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

Attack, biden, BidenHarris, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, harris, international relations, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, national security, security briefing, Situation Room, SituationCraft, threat, White House

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Potions Brewed:	72

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

chic, classic, clothing, Cycle, fashion, fashion cycle, fashion evolution, fashion history, fashion trend, Outfit, personal style, Repetitive, Retro, same, Style, Timeless, trend, trendy, TrendyCraft2020, vintage, Wardrobe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

FrogFingerLoveCraft

amphibians, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal pheromones, chemical communication, courtship rituals, evolutionary biology, frog species, FrogFingerLoveCraft, male poison frogs, mating, mating signals, pheromones, Rainforest, Reproduction, reproductive success, scent glands, scent signals, tropical frogs, wildlife

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!

WitchCraft Minecraft Server

black magic, Cute anime witches, Discussion about why witches are great, Enchantresses, fantasy creatures, Halloween, ITT, magical beings, Minecraft, occult, Pretty anime witches, Server, sorcery, spellcasting, Supernatural, Wicca, witchcraft, witches, Witches doing witchery, Witches flying on brooms, Witches with big hats

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cast a spell on you? Look no further than our server filled with cute anime witches, pretty anime witches, and witches with big hats! Watch as these magical beings fly on brooms and perform all sorts of witchery that will leave you spellbound.

Join in on discussions about why witches are the greatest beings in the Minecraft world. From brewing potions to casting spells, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the magic of our witch-filled world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about casting spells and flying on brooms!

SMPocalypse: Minecraft SMP – What happened?

bewilderment, confusion, conundrum, Curiosity, Enigma, Event, Happened, Incident, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, perplexity, puzzle, query, Riddle, Situation, smp, SMPocalypse, uncertainty, What, What Happened

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Farms Harvested:	186
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	551809	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, organizing massive llama races through the Nether, and even hosting a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players try to launch themselves into the sky using nothing but explosives. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night – it’s lit, literally! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you better join us ASAP before the llama rebellion takes over.