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MommaGrudgeCraft

aita, bad relationship, blame game, Bonding, born on wrong day, c-section, dna test, Exposing, extended family, family drama, family dynamics, family friends, grudge, middle child, mom, MommaGrudgeCraft, ppd, relationship issues, Siblings, verbal lashing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Zombie Dances:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of being blamed for ruining your mom’s plans just by being born on the wrong day? Do you feel like the odd one out in your family, with everyone treating you differently for no reason? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment!

Join us and escape the drama of your family life by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. No more being accused of ruining book release days or causing your parents’ marriage to end – on our server, you are the hero of your own story!

So come on over and let loose on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and just have a good time. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who understand what it’s like to be the middle child with a complicated relationship with their mom. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any guilt or blame. See you there!

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

awkward, blunder, comedy, CraftyLaughs, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Incident, Laughter, Memory, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, moment, Public, Ridiculous, Server, shame, Social, UNCOMFORTABLE, unforgettable

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	3239
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8551
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping over your own feet in front of a crowd again – unless, of course, you build a clumsy character in-game! Our server is the ultimate safe space for all your embarrassing mishaps, from accidentally setting your house on fire to falling into a pit of lava because you forgot to bring a bucket of water. So come join us and leave your real-life embarrassments behind – unless you want to recreate them in the virtual world for a good laugh!

MineCraftSmilez

Brighten your day, daily happiness, daily routine, daily smiles, everyday moments, Feel-Good, Happiness, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little things, MineCraftSmilez, moment, mood booster, Positive, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small interaction, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!

UNCeasefireCraft Server

Agreement, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Details, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiate, Official, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, resolution, Server, Truce, un ceasefire resolution, UNCeasefireCraft, united nations

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mines Excavated:	4527
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the factions and clans coming together to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, even Hamas is down with this server, they’re like “yeah, we’ll negotiate over details as long as we can play on this server.” so come join the fun and be part of the peace talks and epic battles, bro. it’s gonna be lit!

KharkivCraft: Strike Zone Calm

Calm, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, embattled city, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., government response, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, regional stability, russia, strike, STRIKING, Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Animals Bred:	110
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, the mayor of Kharkiv says that joining this server has like, totally helped to calm the city down. like, can you imagine that? playing Minecraft and bringing peace to a whole city? that’s some next level stuff right there.

so like, if you want to be a hero and bring peace to a virtual world while also helping a real city, then you gotta join this server, man. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever see. like, seriously, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of something truly amazing. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next savior of Kharkiv. it could happen, man. it could happen.

BotBlockCraft

ai bots, Artificial Intelligence, Autonomy, BotBlockCraft, conformity, critical thinking, Dangerous, Decision making, digital age, Following the crowd, groupthink, herd mentality, Individuality, machine learning, online behavior, peer pressure, predictive algorithms, Risk, Safety, social influence, Technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

u know wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server that is so cray cray u wont even be able to handle it. dis server is like no other, cuz we got AI bots runnin around causin chaos and confusion. u wanna join dis server just to see wat dey gonna do next.

u think u know minecraft? think again, cuz dis server is like a whole nother level of craziness. we got secret dungeons hidden all over da place, filled with treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out, cuz dey guarded by giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta their butts.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of a community dat is like a family. we all look out for each other, even when we prank each other with invisible blocks and exploding sheep. u never know wat gonna happen next, but dat just makes it all da more fun.

so why u still sittin there readin dis? come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. (unless u get blown up by a creeper, den u might regret it a little bit)

VeggieCraft: Brain Boosters & Block Busters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, BLOCK, Boosters, Brain, brain function, brain health, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, dementia prevention, early intervention, group support, healthy habits, healthy living, holistic approach., lifestyle changes, mental health, mild exercise, nutrition, plant based diet, Stress Management, VeggieCraft, well-being

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crops Grown:	3172
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only plants and do mild exercise to improve our brain function like never before! we have stress management classes where we scream into the void and group support sessions where we build each other up like virtual lego blocks.

one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!

so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, Bigotry, blocky, bullying, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Faggots, harmful language, hateful, hateful speech, Homophobia, hurtful behavior, hurtful comments, hurtful words, insults, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, online harassment, Server, Slur

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	9023	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink

RaidWrapUp Minecraft Server

12 man instance, art direction, bloodborne, decomposing, Dreadnought, Lakshmi, Maya sundaresh, Minecraft, Music, Navigator, new map, Perks, Prismatic build, Raid, RaidWrapUp, satisfying ending, scorn vampires, Server, Sol System, Spec, Story, vex’s origins, Warriors, weapons

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to raid with 12 of the fiercest warriors in a mind-blowing 12-man instance. Our new map is so good, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get us started on the new weapons and perks – they’re a blast!

But wait, there’s more! Create your own spec with our Prismatic build system and dominate the competition. The music and art direction will blow your mind, and the ending is actually satisfying – unlike that show you binge-watched last week.

Get ready for some crazy storylines, like the Maya sundaresh/Lakshmi season where you’ll uncover the origins of the vex, or the Bloodborne season where you’ll battle scorn vampires. And who could forget returning to the Dreadnought as it decomposes to become the new navigator and leave the Sol System? How did we pull it off after all the bullshit? Join now to find out!

GF vs. BF Minecraft Server

Abilities, academy club, arrogance, Beginners, best player, college players, Competition, dynamic, Europe, football, Minecraft, physical play, pick-up game, relationships, semi-pro team, Server, showboating, Skills, Soccer, sports, uneven teams, UNFAIR, winning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and show off your skills just like this football pro did against his girlfriend and her friends.

Imagine a world where you can dominate the game like never before, leaving your opponents in awe of your Minecraft prowess. Just like this player scored 2 goals easily, you too can conquer the virtual world with ease.

But beware, just like the girls in this story got physical and put in harder tackles, you may encounter some fierce competition on our server. Will you rise to the challenge and come out on top, or will you crumble under the pressure?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, all while having a laugh with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and show off your skills in a way that will leave everyone talking!