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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9936 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.
But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.