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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9592 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3295 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
