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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3484 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 665371 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!