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LootoutCraft Minecraft Server

accessories, Analysis, Character, critique, Customization, Equipment, Evaluation, Feedback, Gaming, Gear, Improvement, loadout, LootoutCraft, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, player, review, Server, setup, strategy, Suggestions, weapons

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Animals Bred:	96	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Oh, honey, your loadout is so last season! You need to join our Minecraft server ASAP if you want to level up your gear game. We’ve got enchanted diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball and weapons that can slay dragons with just one hit. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before!

StupidCraft SMP – Are you Blockheads or what?

Blockheads, boomer coins, cryptocurrency, Decision making, diamondhanding, finance, german bond, growth, high risk, investing, long term, opportunity, patience, Risk, second chances, SEI, smp, strategy, stupid, stupidcraft, sui, tier returns, wealth

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Votes:	5784	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Love Letters Sent:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Join us and experience the thrill of $SEI and $SUI giving you second chances to make it big in the virtual world. Forget about boring old diamonds, we’re all about diamondhanding some freaking boomer coins that give you German bond tier returns!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Like the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on the server and had to team up to save the day. Or when a player built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone flying into the stratosphere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

NoHabloEspanolMC Server

10. manager, 11. coworker, 12. raise, 13. communication, 14. customer service, 15. language skills, 16. discrimination, 17. work load, 18. cultural sensitivity, 19. job duties, 2. Spanish, 20. customer accommodation, 3. bilingual, 4. Latina, 5. English, 6. first language, 7. retail job, 8. translator, 9. Hispanic customers, aita, NoHabloEspanolMC, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	3435
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	8469

Are you tired of being the go-to translator at your retail job without any extra compensation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all those pesky Spanish-speaking customers behind as you embark on a wild adventure in a world where language barriers don’t exist.

Our server is the perfect place for all bilingual players who are tired of being taken advantage of in the real world. No more being the designated translator for everyone around you – here, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without the constant pressure to switch between languages.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual players who have banded together to overthrow the tyranny of the language police. Join us and become part of the resistance – together, we can create a world where everyone is free to speak whatever language they please, without fear of discrimination or exploitation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say adios to those unfair work practices – it’s time to level up and game on like never before! ¡Vamos!

WeddingCraftExclusion

anger issues, Apologize.., attend or not attend, controlling behavior, Disrespect, distant cousin, family drama, Father, Fiance, Friends, guest list, guilt tripped, hurt feelings, large families, maid of honor, mental health, Planning, relationship issues, stepmom, Wedding, WeddingCraftExclusion

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Towns Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family situation! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Are you tired of boring weddings? Well, on our server, you can have a Minecraft wedding and not invite your stepmom’s crazy family members! Who needs them anyway? Build your dream wedding venue and invite only the coolest Minecraft players.

But watch out, because just like in this story, family drama can erupt at any moment. Will your dad threaten not to attend your Minecraft wedding unless you invite his distant cousin and her father? Find out on our server!

Join us now for a wedding experience like no other, where the guest list is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

DreamyNightmare Minecraft SMP

anxiety, chilling, creepy, Darkness, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamyNightmare, fear, Haunted, Horror, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., subconscious, surreal, Terror

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2583
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while riding a pig? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most outrageous nightmares in the blocky world. Who needs sleep when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps with fellow players? Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your scariest dreams into the funniest stories on our wild and wacky server!

PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone

conformity, enjoyment, Fake, fake enthusiasm, fake happiness, fake smiles, feigning interest, forced laughter, Fun, going through the motions, hiding true emotions, insincere compliments, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, peer pressure, playing along, PretendCraft, pretending, pretending for others, pretending to like, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations, Zone

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re battling a horde of zombie villagers or racing against a pack of speedy llamas. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have uncovered diamond-studded armor and enchanted golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not wishes, but they’re still pretty cool).

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, Moscow, president, repelled, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy, Zelenskiy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

so, like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness goin on like zelenskiy tryna start a war with russia in minecraft lmao. we makin russia feel the heat, they tryna repel our incursions but we just keep comin back for more. join us for the ultimate battle of the century, it’s gonna be wild yo. come get in on the action and show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft showdown. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition

ancient creatures, avian, bird evolution, Birds, cassowary, chickens, Dino2Chickens, dinosaur descendants, Dinosaurs, Edition, emu, Evolution, evolutionary biology, feathers, flightless birds, fossil record, genetic similarities, modern birds, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, Scientific theory

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	1875	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

come join our minecraft server where dinosaurs actually did turn into chickens but also cassowaries and emus because why not? we have a crazy mod that lets you ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of diamonds and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas serenades you. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on down and join the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

acceleration, athletic performance, energy transfer, Experimental Study, Friction, gain speed, gravity, kinetic energy, Mechanics, momentum, Motion, optimal pumping strategy, Physicists, PHYSICS., scientific research, Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft, Skate Park, skateboarders, skateboarding, sports science, Velocity

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Items Found:	8638
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, CREEPERS, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Events-hosting, Janitors, Lore, mop, Nations, Plugins, required, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, story building, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the Discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

1. Do I have to join the Discord server to play on the Janitor’s Closet?

Yes, joining the Discord server is required. This is where all information and the community are located, and it helps filter out any unwanted players.

2. Are there specific build themes I have to follow?

No, there are no specific build themes to follow on the Janitor’s Closet. You are free to build in any era, genre, or style you prefer.

3. Can I create my own culture or nation on the server?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories on the server. It adds to the unique worldbuilding and roleplay experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events on the server vary from lore-related to in-game fun activities. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea and gather participants.