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RoganCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4985	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	919127	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Towns Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	5825
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3109	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Towns Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Items Found:	1438	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6933	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ores Mined:	1160
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9334
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	3760
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crops Grown:	8033	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9284	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Crops Grown:	6097
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	111

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!