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RoyalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Holy Grails Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we wuz Japkangz! Join us for a wild ride through ancient Japan where you can battle samurais, ride dragons, and build your own ninja village.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a hidden realm filled with talking pandas and magical sushi. They became the ruler of this realm and built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles on top of flying koi fish, race against other players on rainbow-colored llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Remember, we wuz Japkangz!

”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

average players, childhood memories, English soccer, following soccer, lack of grit, lack of love, lack of mood, lack of respect, Leaders, Minecraft, NoMoreCreepers, player aspirations, Players, resignation, sad moment, Server, shame, Soccer, UEFA EuroTM, watching games, worst performance, worst time

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Void Armor Forged:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!

AutisticSusherCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

BlockyBonerQuests

adult content, AskReddit, askreddit community, askreddit rules, BlockyBonerQuests, Boundaries, controversial topics, Curiosity, explicit content, explicit material, inappropriate questions, internet behavior, internet culture, internet habits, NSFW questions, online access to porn, online behavior, online etiquette, online porn, personal boundaries, social media

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

StaleWaterNeverNotSitting

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the water always tastes fresh, even when it’s in a bottle or straight from the fridge! It’s like magic, but with hydration! Plus, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t be dumb, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mines Excavated:	1780
Star Shards Collected:	157	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! Join us for the Dragon Quest Collab event where you can battle golems in the hills, or participate in the Moogle Treasure Trove to find epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch event re-run, running until version 7.0 because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, come to our meetups where you can hang out with other players and have a blast. From Male Meetup Pirates to Simpsons Marathon: Vacation Edition, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old blocks when you can have golems, moogle treasure troves, and epic meetups? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

GuyGoneWild Minecraft Server

ABSENT, emotional, feeling nostalgic, guy, GuyGoneWild, Heartache, longing, longing for someone, lost love, Memories, Minecraft, miss, missing a loved one, missing an old friend, missing someone, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, reminiscing about the past, Server, wistful, yearning, yearning for love

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of flying pigs and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance number!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of the wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

GreekCoastGoneWild

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Void Armor Forged:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixel Purity Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Potions Brewed:	89	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Towns Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Votes:	6453
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and not getting anything productive done? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about porn anymore. Plus, our virtual world is way more satisfying than any adult content you could ever find. So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs porn when you have Minecraft?