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Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	3759	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Bots

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8835	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	170	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Potions Brewed:	179
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Emeralds Found:	1978	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4275
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.