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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5367 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
So, like, you know how birds are always like “tweet tweet” and stuff? Well, turns out they’ve been spreading this crazy bird flu that’s making mammals go all loopy! But, like, don’t worry, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a secret potion that protects you from all that bird flu madness.
Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.
Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!
