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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	817	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mines Excavated:	1153	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Divine Spears Created:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Potions Brewed:	122	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Items Found:	4348

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchantments Applied:	199
Potions Brewed:	65	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2581	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8