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YuriCraft: Where /v/ Meets Minecraft!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic yuri adventures waiting for you! 🌈💖

Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers fall in love with endermen and zombies have romantic picnics with skeletons. Our server is a paradise for all yuri enthusiasts who want to see love bloom in the most unexpected places.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can tame it. Rumor has it that whoever rides the Diamond Unicorn will be blessed with infinite diamonds and eternal happiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a yuri-filled, diamond-studded adventure like no other! 🦄💎💕

Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

#comfortfood, #culinaryindulgence, #guiltypleasure, #treatyourself, DELICIOUS, Eating, Food, Gaming, goyslop, indulgence, Lazy, madness, mealtime, meets, MINDLESS, Minecraft, procrastinating, procrastination, satisfying, selfcare, snack, Tasty, time wasting, unproductive, yum

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Votes:	4165	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

alarm clock, autistic, basement, BLOCK, DWELLERS, Effort, EXCUSE, Girlfriend, goals, Grinding, happy life, improve, Lazy, life situation, Loser, magic trick, Party, pencil and paper, Problems, self-discipline, Social Skills, suffer, unite, Virgin, Virgins, work

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!

Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!

On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!

Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!

Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	701
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

avoidance, blocktopia, coping mechanism, coping strategies, denial, distraction, emotional well being, escapism, facing reality, fantasy world, healthy, holiday, mental escape, mental health, mental health awareness, Reality, reality avoidance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, TAKES, unhealthy habits

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

4/20, BUILD, CANCELLED, Cancels, close, Crafty420, decision, Event, HIGH, Marijuana, News, Politics, president, rallies, Rally, sources, speculation, Stoned, SUSPECT, thinking, Thunderstorms, trump, weather, worlds

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

Birthday, Boredom, bullshit, Business, Designed, do nothing, Eating, family, humans, INTERNSHIP, Job, kill myself, meaningless, Minecraft, MODERN, Normie, normies, paid, Passion, School, Spawn, STUDIES, work, WTF

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	927	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	189
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ores Mined:	3973	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6641	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!