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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9387 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 182 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!
Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!
So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!