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MediPickupMadness

MediPickupMadness, guilt tripping, work, withdrawals, Help

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server and become the ultimate medication delivery person for your co-worker in need! Forget about building epic structures or battling monsters, your main mission is to pick up prescriptions for your struggling colleague. Will you be able to handle the pressure of being the go-to medication hero, or will you crumble under the guilt-tripping and constant requests? Join now and find out if you have what it takes to be the savior of the pharmacy world!

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RedditCraft: Auto Best, Hot Mess

Platform, hot, Mess, RedditCraft, Community

Are you tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic battles between users over the best sorting algorithm! We promise to never automatically sort by “best” because we believe in chaos and unpredictability! Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself will make a guest appearance to settle the debate once and for all. So come join us and fight for your right to hot posts!

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SupremeCraft: NoTrumpNegotiations

sanctions, iran, negotiations, War, MIDDLE EAST

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a giant chicken into battle.

oh, and get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true story, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.

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Womb Beats: The Musical Server

stable heart rate, music and fetal development, maternal well-being, prenatal development, music and pregnancy

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will make ur baby super smart and musically inclined even before they pop outta ur belly! imagine ur lil fetus jammin out to mozart and beethoven while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles! ur baby will be the mozart of minecraft, creating symphonies of redstone and note blocks! join now and give ur baby the gift of classical music and epic gaming skills! #fetusgoals #minecraftmozart

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The Nameless

Virginia, Server Events, Solo, smp, bedrock player

The Nameless Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP

Launch Date January 12, 2025

Compatibility Bedrock and Java

Host Location Virginia, USA

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.

Q: What are some features of the server?

A: The server includes Blaze and Cave advancements, restored Villager and raid mechanics, disabled Phantoms, multiplayer sleep, mob and player head drops, Dynmap, simple Voice Chat, Anti Enderman Grief, and a trust-based economy.

Q: What is the world size of the server?

A: The overworld has a 10k x 10k world border, while the nether and end do not have a border.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply to join the server by following the link provided in the above description.

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Enlightened Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, sexual assault, Misogyny, Trauma, Revenge

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Ever wanted to unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Well, here’s your chance!

Our server is a place where you can let out all your frustrations and go on a rampage like never before.

With no rules and no consequences, you can do whatever you want, whenever you want.

Build, destroy, and conquer – the choice is yours!

So come on, join us and let’s fapp our way to victory!

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ElonIsNotAGoodGuy – Minecraft SMP

character assessment, social media, public figure, ElonIsNotAGoodGuy, public opinion

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s run by this super rich dude who’s like a mix between Tony Stark and a llama. He’s got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this secret underground base where they hold epic PvP tournaments with enchanted diamond swords and flying pigs. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

Plus, there’s this whole drama going on with the mods and admins. They’re like a dysfunctional family with a pet parrot that swears like a sailor. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but it’s always a wild ride.

So, why did it take so long for people to realize Musk is a bad guy? Who cares when you can join this crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas, they’re always up to something.

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Blocky Brain Busters

Medical research, preventative measures, Busters, depression, anxiety

do you ever feel like your brain is a scrambled egg? well, on our minecraft server, that’s a good thing! we love players with brain damage because they bring a whole new level of chaos to the game. join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

our server is like no other because we have a secret potion that makes your character do the wackiest things. one minute you’ll be building a house, and the next you’ll be flying through the air like a deranged chicken. it’s all part of the fun on our server!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen, then this is the server for you. we have players who have reported seeing unicorns, talking trees, and even a dancing potato. who knows what you’ll encounter when you join us!

so if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with a community of fellow brain-damaged players, then come on over to our minecraft server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

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Frosty Dreamland 1.20.4

Sousou no Frieren, warrior, manga updates, Reincarnation, dark fantasy

Yo, listen up, you funky blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a party in your pants, but for your brain! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination!

We got more mods than a rock concert, more mini-games than a circus on steroids, and more fun than a barrel of monkeys on Red Bull!

Why join? Because on this server, every day is Frieren Friday! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the craziest block party this side of the Nether!

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BoomerCrafters: Oldies but Goodies

Goodies, time passing, Life Changes, getting old, Memories

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for our server is here to inject some youth back into your pixelated veins! Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to be a virtual miner while simultaneously realizing that you’re one step closer to retirement.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is considering early retirement just to hang out with us. And rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to get some inspiration from our epic builds. So come join us and never have to worry about feeling old again, because on our server, age is just a number and fun is eternal.

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Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Launch Date	January 12, 2025
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java
Host Location	Virginia, USA

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The Nameless Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?

Q: What are some features of the server?

Q: What is the world size of the server?

Q: How can I join the server?