New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • PS2EraGamerMinecraftSMP

    PS2EraGamerMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 9952
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, modern games with their fancy graphics and realistic physics? Do you long for the days of blocky graphics and simple gameplay? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that games will never look as good as the PS2 era ever again!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can build pixelated masterpieces, battle creepers and zombies, and explore a world that looks like it was designed by a 5-year-old with a box of crayons. Our server is so retro, it’s practically prehistoric!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most insane stories you’ll ever hear. Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil llamas who wore top hats and monocles. They demanded tribute in the form of diamond blocks and enchanted apples, and anyone who dared to defy them was banished to the Nether for eternity.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is retro, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s make gaming great again – one block at a time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VirgoTantrumCraft

    VirgoTantrumCraft
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 5107
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Join us for a wild ride filled with tantrums, complaints, and star sign shenanigans! Our server is like a birthday dinner gone wrong – but in a fun way!

    Forget about building blocks and exploring new worlds, here you’ll be navigating through the drama-filled friendships of our players. Watch out for those Virgo moments, they’re more explosive than a creeper!

    Join now and experience the thrill of calling out your friends for their tantrums, just like our fearless player did at the birthday dinner. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and ruined moods to keep you entertained?

    So, are you ready to dive into the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CashBurner Minecraft SMP

    CashBurner Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 1368
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that diamond-filled madness?

    2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn extra diamonds for their sick skills. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode with excitement.

    3. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers or trolls that try to ruin the fun. Plus, they look pretty darn cute in their little llama armor.

    4. We host regular events like the Great Sheep Race, where players can saddle up their wooly friends and compete for the title of fastest sheep rider in all the land. It’s a baaa-rilliant time for all involved.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with diamonds, disco llamas, and sheep races that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the virtual world?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDeathWish

    CraftyDeathWish
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 187
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 486

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual world and also debate some seriously controversial topics like whether terminally ill players should have the right to choose when and how they die!

    Join us for some epic battles in the virtual world as we fight for our right to pixelated freedom! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret potion that grants you eternal life in the game (but don’t count on it).

    So come on down to our server and let’s settle this debate once and for all…or at least until someone builds a giant statue of a llama and distracts us all. Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GlacialGrowthCraft

    GlacialGrowthCraft
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 4783
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Enchantments Applied: 286
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that could actually CHANGE THE EARTH’S CLIMATE?? well u in luck cuz our server is so lit that it triggered a whole shift in Earth’s glacial cycles!! Antarctic Ice Sheet growth?? more like Antarctic Ice Sheet PARTY amirite?? come join us and be part of the most EPIC climate-changing minecraft server ever!! who needs global warming when u got us?? join now and be part of the COOLEST server around!!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1149
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server «SURVIVING WITHOUT HUSK» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mt4k.vanillaboxmc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Conquest of Hunger Games: Roleplay Edition 1.20.1 Whitelist

    Conquest of Hunger Games: Roleplay Edition 1.20.1 Whitelist
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 4733
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Conquest of Hunterra Server Overview

    Features Description
    Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
    Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
    Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
    Build Self-Governing Settlements Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path and shape your destiny.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: When did the server launch?

    A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

    Q: What version is the server on?

    A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

    Q: What is the modpack for the server?

    A: You can find the modpack here.

    Q: How can I connect with the community?

    A: Join our Discord server here.

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  • JewDrool Minecraft Server

    JewDrool Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 3435
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Potions Brewed: 87
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4279 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 2. Our diamond pickaxes are so OP, they can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our Ender Dragon is actually a friendly unicorn who just wants to give you hugs and rainbows! 4. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs instead of fighting! 5. Our Nether realm is filled with hot lava, but don’t worry – we have fire-resistant armor made of marshmallows! 6. Our server has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually disco-dancing zombies who throw parties every night! 7. Our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because you might end up with a pet dragon or a giant talking potato!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OkIHOPCraft SMP

    OkIHOPCraft SMP
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 9391
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 454 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scrambled more than our eggs at IHOP are the brains of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.

    So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!

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  • KidsBedroomFun Minecraft Server

    KidsBedroomFun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 4776
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces family values and open-door policies? Look no further than our server, where kids are free to roam and watch TV in your virtual bedroom just like in real life! Our server is the perfect place for your kids to hang out and enjoy some quality time with the fan on.

    But beware, new girlfriends may not be so understanding of our unique family-friendly atmosphere. One player’s girlfriend was so upset that she threatened to never move in if the kids were allowed in the bedroom! Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that values family traditions and open communication, join us now! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera with your new girlfriend and kids.

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