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NyooCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where the bullies get what they deserve? Look no further! Join our server where the mean girl who made your life a living nightmare is now the one crying in the corner! 😂👊 But wait, there’s more! You have to forgive her immediately with no repercussions, because we believe in second chances… or do we? 🤔🤪 And don’t even get us started on the emotionally manipulative values of some TV shows… except for that one dope Shimazaki fight, that was lit! 🔥📺 Join our server now for a wild ride of forgiveness, revenge, and Minecraft madness! 🤣🎮 #CrazyMinecraftServer #BullyRevenge #ForgiveAndForgetButAlsoGetRevenge 😜🎮

Heart Attack: The Minecraft Server No One Can Escape!! [Java 1.20.2 Edition]

1.20.2, Active, Adventure, Attack, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Edition, Escape, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Friendly, Fun, Heart, java, Medieval, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Does the server ever reset?	The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
Are there pay-to-win paid perks?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks.
What are some features of the server?	Resource worlds (resets monthly), Live map, Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech, Pet system, Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy, Land Claiming, mcMMO, Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc, Marriage plugin, /wild (random teleport) command, Leaderboards with a wide range of categories.
What are some technical details of the server?	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia, Uses Purpur, Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, Difficulty = Hard, Main world is 90,000 * 90,000, No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, and the like.
Where can I find more information?	Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net, Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net, Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules, IP: play.hearthcraft.net, Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

BlockyBuddy’s Minecraft Server

#earworm, BlockyBuddys, catchy tune, danceable beat, Entertainment, J-pop, jani-kun, Japanese culture, japanese music, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music charts, music genre, music production, music sensation, music video, Owari da, pop culture, popular song, repetitive lyrics, Server, trending song, viral hit

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	93
New Chunks Explored:	480140	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Towns Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player named Jani-kun who stumbled upon our server. Little did he know, he was about to embark on the most hilarious adventure of his life. From building a rollercoaster that launched players into outer space to battling giant chickens in epic boss fights, Jani-kun never had a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Owari da, a mystical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to dance-offs. Yes, you heard that right. Dance-offs. And if you can out-dance Owari da, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Owari da, jani-kun!

Weasel Hive Minecraft Server

Actor, changing definitions, definitions, games, Hear, hive, Interest, law, legal systems, Minecraft, Playing, Rule of Law, Self, self-interest, Server, Suit, unscrupulous, unscrupulous actor, weasel, weasels, Word, word games, Yak

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of dealing with legal systems full of weasels? Join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content! No more worrying about rule of law, just pure unadulterated creativity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who have a knack for building epic structures with their hooves. So come join us and escape the tyranny of legal systems, because who needs rules when you have llamas?

Hardcore Bulgaria

Bukkit, bulgaria, Coins, crate keys, custom warps, Daily Rewards, Events, Fun, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, king of the hill, Kits, Koth, PvP, Ranks, Site, Spigot, Survival, Survivalpvp, Vote

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Potions Brewed:	119
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

The only Hardcore Survival PvP server of its kind in Bulgaria, we are very happy to be able to share with you our progress and where we have come.

I hope you like the server when you log in.

There are many varieties such as – custom Warps, Kits, Ranks, Coins, Crate Keys, Koth(King of the hill), Daily rewards and many more things that you can see by logging into the server!

I hope you have a great time, and don’t forget to vote for our winner and win some cool prizes! – /vote inside the server!

45.138.48.102:25918

Total Chaos SMP, modded, but forget the whitelist

Adventure, alex’s caves, cataclysm, Chaos, Chat, Community, Create, creativity, Discord, Economy, expand, forget, Horizons, innovation, Iron’s spells, Journey, late game, Modded, New faces, power spikes, quality of life, smp, tailored, TOTAL, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ores Mined:	608
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Animals Bred:	133	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Complexity SMP Server Overview:

Server Age	3 months old
Features	Exploration-centered modpack, built-in economy, Discord chat integration

Extensive FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is Complexity SMP?	It is a Minecraft server with a modpack focused on exploration and quality of life improvements.
How old is the server?	Complexity SMP is 3 months old.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods such as Alex’s Caves, Create, Cataclysm, Iron’s Spells, and many more are included.
How can I join the server?	You can join by first joining the Discord server and following the instructions there.
Is there an active community on the server?	Yes, Complexity SMP has a tight-knit and active community of players.

CelCraft Minecraft Server

CelCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Ores Mined:	1431	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than /cel/ Kelly Cee edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of chickens and cows could fly. It was a wild and wacky adventure that they never wanted to end! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join /cel/ Kelly Cee edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LeesCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Void Gems Collected:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Items Found:	2460	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – >baitable Lees! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Don’t worry, they won’t explode…probably.

3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant floating donut in the sky. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon!

4. The villagers on our server have formed their own mafia and will trade rare items for emeralds…or else.

5. Our staff team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their deadly claws and ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join >baitable Lees today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where the only factions are Macaroni and Cheese, and the PvP is cheesier than your mom’s jokes!

atmosphere, Brewery, chaotic, Cheese, cheesier, Community, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, jokes, MACARONI, macaroniland, midis, Minecarts, moms, music disk, Plugins, PvP, rp, semi anarchy, Shop, Sit, Skills, SMPs, Survival, Towns, trinkets

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9848
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Minecraft Server Details

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish factions/smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!, a simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit(acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we’ve have it all, honestly I’m terrible at writing so if you would try our place out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a standard survival server with factions/smps, pvp, a nice atmosphere, and a small yet friendly community.
Are there any towns on the server?	Yes, there are a couple of towns on the server.
What can players buy at the spawn shop?	Players can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, a starter kit, experimental skills, and more complex items sold by player-owned shops.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are community-requested plugins like faster minecarts, a brewery, an rp sit feature, and other random plugins.

RomeCraft Minecraft Server

Alternate Reality, Ancient civilization, awakening, BIZARRE, confusion, disorientation, dream world, Exploration, FANTASY, historical, italy, Journey, Minecraft, Mysterious, roman empire, Romecraft, Server, strange, surreal, third rome, time travel, unexpected, waking up

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	215
Dragon Eggs Found:	9253	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you wake up in Third Rome – because who needs first or second when you can have the third, right? Join us for a chance to build your own Colosseum and host epic gladiator battles with your friends. Don’t worry, the lions are friendly…mostly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always looking for new recruits. Learn the ways of the ninja, master the art of stealth, and sneak up on unsuspecting creepers for the ultimate takedown.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the wealthiest player in Third Rome? Join us now and find out!