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Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6315	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all of our players are secretly trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fending off creepers with their bare hands.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!

Devilman Crybaby Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, Apocalypse, controversial, crybaby, Dark, Demons, devilman, DEVILMAN crybaby, discussion, emotional, INTENSE, mature themes, Minecraft, Netflix, Opinions, review, series, Server, Supernatural, Thoughts, violent

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4065	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as Devilman Crybaby! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with demons, angels, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss in our server, you’ll be granted the power to transform into a devilman yourself! Imagine flying around the Minecraft world with wings and shooting fireballs at your enemies. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of Devilman Crybaby in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one hell of a ride!

Minecraft SMP: M a i s o r a A n g e l

anger, autistic slut, CHANGE, character arc, Character development, character history, continuity, Disappointment, emotional investment, Evolution, fan reaction, Frustration, loli hag, Long-term impact, Maisora Angel, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, retconned, smp, storytelling, Virgin

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1465	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of your favorite characters getting retconned into virgins? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of character development, no matter how scandalous! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few loli hags along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable Minecraft memories together!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	129	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And don’t worry, getting turned into a block of obsidian by a mischievous wizard is all part of the fun!

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep)! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally anger the giant mutant squid that roams the land. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

4chan Divegrass Day 3 Motherfuckers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane goals, and more drama than a soap opera.

Our last match had /b/ beating /i/ 4-3 in a nail-biting showdown that had everyone on the edge of their seats. But don’t worry, the current match on stream has /i/ leading 2-0 against /f/, so anything can happen!

If you’re looking for a server where alliances are constantly shifting, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Join us at https://isthisliv.com/stream/ and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper explosion that changes the course of the game forever!

Crafty Indian Immigration Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8127	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigration in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Indian immigration is the least of your worries! Our server is a magical land where cows fly, pigs dance, and creepers tell jokes. Forget about real-world problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures. So why wait? Join our server now and leave your immigration woes behind!

> Purest Japanese Woman Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is run by the purest Japanese woman you’ll ever meet! She once defeated a creeper with a single karate chop and can build a house faster than you can say “sushi”. Join us for a wild ride filled with ninja pigs, samurai skeletons, and a whole lot of bamboo! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Japanese woman show you the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

Antispam, Auto-mine, Build warps, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Honest survival, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, no fly, No GOD, No Lags, No OP, No Wipes, Open stores, powerful hosting, private world, Russian translation, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

1.storymine.ru

E Smol Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of those big, corporate Minecraft servers trying to take over the world? Well, fear not, because our server is exclusively for small indies! We don’t want any big corpos ruining our fun, so they can stay in their own general chat.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes for a lifetime supply of cookies. It’s a crazy world out there, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

/BlockParty/ Minecraft SMP Fun

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can team up with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin and LazuLight to build the most epic creations ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth factions, each with their own crazy stories and shenanigans. Will you join forces with MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia in ILUNA, or maybe team up with VezaliusBandage and Tyrant_Vanta in Krisis? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN, where you can watch streams at the same time and witness the chaos unfold in real-time. Plus, our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉.