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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1970 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Crops Grown: | 8803 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
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AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)