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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8015 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6243 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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