New Minecraft Servers 2025

robotic warfare Minecraft Servers

robotic warfare Minecraft Servers

  • Robo Brain Minecraft Server

    Robo Brain Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 5315
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 731556

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have battle robots with brains in their heads, necks, AND chests! That’s right, you never know where the brain of a robot will be located, adding a whole new level of challenge to every battle.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against robots with brains in unexpected places. Will you aim for the head for a quick victory, or take the riskier route and go for the chest for a chance at a bigger reward? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our brainy battle robots.

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  • Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 6454
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 568277 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

    But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

    So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

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  • BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

    BabyPunisher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 6150
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2924 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Votes: 2775 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

    Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

    Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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  • FosterCraftBabyNames

    FosterCraftBabyNames
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 500
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

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    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

    So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

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  • TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

    TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4295
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Votes: 1010
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

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  • Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

    Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 7557
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 7589 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

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  • AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

    AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 5744
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Star Shards Collected: 212

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

    our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

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  • SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

    SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 3851
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5095 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4232 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

    But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

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  • TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

    TemptationCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 2563
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

    Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

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  • LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

    LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 7204
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Ores Mined: 5393 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Towns Built: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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