BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

Edition, meme, 4chan, social media, BlockyBoys

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

empowerment, many, Pleasure, imageboard, Cum

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

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New Server IP
Gentleman348MCQ&A

Lifestyle, Robots, imageboard, Feels, ask a gentlemen

Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!

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New Server IP
EliteBreweryMC

numb, xkcd, PRICEY., ILLUSION, existential crisis

Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!

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New Server IP
MinecraftMindMastery

perseverance, Self Discovery, mental health, overcoming challenges, SELF AWARENESS

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn party mixed with a tornado of awesomeness! Like, imagine if Steve from Minecraft had a pet dragon that could shoot out rainbow fireballs and do the floss dance. That’s basically what you’ll experience on this server.

We got secret hidden dungeons filled with diamond blocks and gold apples just waiting for you to discover. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a herd of wild chickens trying to outsmart a pack of creepers.

But the best part? The community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, from pro builders to redstone wizards. And everyone is super chill and friendly, like a bunch of pandas having a tea party.

So, if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness and mayhem, join our Minecraft server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on here in disguise, so you might even get to challenge him to a dance-off.

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New Server IP
NPC-MC

Support, NPC-MC, smp, Survival, {Bedrock IP}

Welcome to NPC-MC, the ultimate SMP experience! NPC-MC boasts a fantastic community, unique custom plugins, an engaging economy system, and active development to keep things fresh. Both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.

1.20+

Show your support for the server by voting to earn great rewards, such as custom tags, crate keys, commands and much more!

Java IP: play.NPC-MC.comBedrock IP: play.NPC-MC.comDiscord: discord.gg/YMk3GPg2bH

play.npc-mc.com

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New Server IP

HexArchon: Where everything is custom except for the players! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with custom worlds, items, mobs, skills, abilities, enchants, boss fights, dungeons, quests, land claiming, furnitures, decorative heads, events, Dynmap, and Wiki!

Decorative, Claiming, Feedback, smp, Fights

HexArchon Server Overview

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Our Values

Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU: Intel Core i9-13900K
RAM: 4800MHz 16GB
Storage: 512GB x2 NVME SSD
Hosted on the US East Coast.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132).

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

GovtGriefers Minecraft Server

Bans, client list, B movies, b@t3, J1

Are you tired of mainstream Hollywood and Netflix getting away with producing questionable content while you get banned for posting a harmless meme? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, from discussing controversial topics to sharing outrageous movie plots. Who needs Hollywood when you have a community like ours where you can freely express yourself without fear of getting banned? So come on in and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

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New Server IP
CraftyAthlete Minecraft Server

Power Forward, coordination, Hockey, Physical, competitive

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a gorilla playing hockey on ice? Look no further! Join our server and witness the epic adventures of a gorilla who excels at sports like soccer, basketball, and even tennis (despite his lack of opposable thumbs)! Who needs a power forward when you have a gorilla dominating the court? Come join the fun and see what other crazy antics this gorilla gets up to in our world of Minecraft madness!

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New Server IP
StepSisBash Minecraft Server

personal growth, Support, club, Sobriety, self-care

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this crazy family drama, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining away, gathering resources, when suddenly your stepsister shows up in full diamond armor, ready to take on the Ender Dragon. But wait, she’s also throwing a bachelorette party in the Nether, complete with a club serving virtual cocktails!

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re a recovering creeper addict. We understand the struggles of addiction, even if it’s just to mining diamonds. So come join us for a fun and drama-filled adventure, where family dynamics and Minecraft collide in the most outrageous ways possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new stepsibling to bond with over pixelated coffee.

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New Server IP

Robot9000

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Gentleman348MCQ&A

EliteBreweryMC

MinecraftMindMastery

NPC-MC

HexArchon: Where everything is custom except for the players! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with custom worlds, items, mobs, skills, abilities, enchants, boss fights, dungeons, quests, land claiming, furnitures, decorative heads, events, Dynmap, and Wiki!

HexArchon Server Overview

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

GovtGriefers Minecraft Server

CraftyAthlete Minecraft Server

StepSisBash Minecraft Server