ROBOT9000 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

4chan, BlockyBoys, Edition, Greeting, Henlo, internet culture, meme, r9k, ROBOT9000, social media

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Ores Mined:	1324
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Gentleman348MCQ&A

348 million wives, ANYTHING.., ask a gentlemen, Community, culture, DEVELOPING, Diverse, family, Feels, Gentleman348MCQA, gentlemen, green text, Greenland, husband, imageboard, interview, Lifestyle, Marriage, MILLION, Modernization, omnicities, Polyamory, POLYGAMY, questions, r9k, relationships, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, society, together, with, Wives, xkcd

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!

EliteBreweryMC

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	176
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!

AtlantisPvP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to AtlantisPvP! We are a small but strong community! we offer custom enchants, envoys, custom enderchest, boss’s AND WE FOLLOW EULA

You can connect to our server through this IP:Play.AtlantisPvP.Net

AMAZING players have trusted us for over 2 years, and you are AMAZING too!

Play.AtlantisPvP.Net

FuryCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Towns Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

1.6.4 Cracked Minecraft server PvP, Factions, Raids, and Auctions!

108.166.179.54

NoZenPvP | OP | Factions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	1275	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
New Chunks Explored:	404438	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	189	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

NoZenPvP is an overpowered faction server. Some things that make us unique and better than other servers are: The owners actually care about their server, and the players having fun, like many other owners they’re in it for the money. We have custom plug-ins, most servers just have unoriginal plug-ins like ever other server. We have custom-plug-ins that make the server more fair and more fun for everyone. We have some of the typical plug-ins like, Factions, timtheenchanter, factions, mcmmo. If you want to stop on by and check out some of our custom plug-ins and play on the server!

NoZenPvP.net

SpyCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7785

An awesome server definetely to join! -MinecraftItalia Spycraft provides the best quality minecraft ever seen. There is no server as SpyCraft. We offer: Hungergames, paintball, Factions, Quake and slenderman events!

spycraft.me:25587

SkaiaCraft

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	91
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Factions Hub – play.skaia.us (1.12.2) Survival server – survival.skaia.us (1.14.4) Towny/MMORPG server – wild.skaia.us (1.15.2) Creative server – creative.skaia.us (1.12.2) Hunger Games server – hg.skaia.us (1.14.4 with 1.8 PvP)

NEW Towny Features: • Custom RPG Game-Play, World, and Storyline • Rituals and skills • Best Cosmetics to Customize your players • Better Mobs and Bosses (EliteMobs) • Jobs • Disguises • War • Monthly Story Events

skaia.us

Laircraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	33942
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Laircraft

laircraft.freeddns.com

Insane-MC

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Votes:	9687	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Insane-MC is a 32GB server so this server is a no-lag free one!

The Server IP: play.insane-mc.com

Insane-MC is a multi-server so you can play on worlds such as Creative,Lobby,Vampire,Bender,WoM(World of Minecraft), Factions and plenty of more! Insane-MC has nice staff and staff are 24/7!

Did I mention that this server is 24/7? Well, This server Is 24/7 so play at anytime you want to!

Tell that KayeDoesGames sent you there also!

play.insane-mc.com

FreebuildCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Nice German Minecraft Server !

Very Nice 😉 Pls Come. And Look.

85.190.140.170

Night-Trinity

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Potions Brewed:	78
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

FR server of Night-Trinity survival/Pvp/Faction with economy and millennium without compulsory registration.

come and live this extraordinary experience with us.

several sound mods available including Mo creature and balcony weapon and many others (launcher required)

for more information go to this address www.night-trinity.com/minecraft and download our launcher to join us.

see you soon on the game

hellstars

night-trinity.com

WZT.Minecraft-Romania.Com

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	180	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1113	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Come and join us for fun! We have: – Survival – Creative – Minigames – Skyblock (Work in progress.)

Romanian/English!

188.212.100.10