ROBOT9000 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

4chan, BlockyBoys, Edition, Greeting, Henlo, internet culture, meme, r9k, ROBOT9000, social media

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	716	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Gentleman348MCQ&A

348 million wives, ANYTHING.., ask a gentlemen, Community, culture, DEVELOPING, Diverse, family, Feels, Gentleman348MCQA, gentlemen, green text, Greenland, husband, imageboard, interview, Lifestyle, Marriage, MILLION, Modernization, omnicities, Polyamory, POLYGAMY, questions, r9k, relationships, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, society, together, with, Wives, xkcd

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2438	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	6

Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!

EliteBreweryMC

alive, Beer, Belong, Despair, Die, Drinking, effect, EliteBreweryMC, emotion, Escape, even, existential crisis, feel, feeling, Feels, free, from, green text, hopelessness, Human, ILLUSION, imageboard, just, Life, luxury, numb, pricey restaurant, PRICEY., r9k, Reality, Restaurant, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, Sadness, self-destructive, xkcd

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	145
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	119

Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!

DisappointCraft Minecraft Server

A, animated series, Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, controversial, DisappointCraft, Disappointment, DIVISIVE, ED, fan favorite, internet buzz., memorable, Minecraft, mixed reviews, nice music, nostalgic, ongoing discussion, op, Popular, Server, trending

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids! We’ve got OP and ED that will blow your mind, and our community is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and memes for days. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and become a part of the madness!

SisBFShowdownMC

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday expectations, birthday gifts, Communication, Confrontation, family communication, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, gift giving, lingerie, relationship advice, relationship interference, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, SisBFShowdownMC, sister’s boyfriend

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! 🌟

Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption? Look no further! Join us now for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments.

Imagine this: your sister’s birthday dinner turns into a full-blown soap opera, complete with secret texts, accusations, and family interventions. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between lingerie gifts and self-bought presents, as relationships hang in the balance. Will love conquer all, or will the drama tear them apart like a creeper in a minefield?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community that’s more explosive than a TNT cannon, more unpredictable than a wandering trader, and more entertaining than a pig riding a minecart? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! 🔥💣🐷

Disclaimer: No real relationships were harmed in the making of this server description. 😉

KindnessCraft

daily kindness, kindness unnoticed, KindnessCraft, random acts of kindness, small act of kindness, unnoticed acts of charity, unnoticed acts of goodness, unnoticed acts of grace, unnoticed acts of kindness, unnoticed acts of love, unnoticed caring, unnoticed compassion, unnoticed generosity, unnoticed gestures, unnoticed gestures of kindness, unnoticed good deeds, unnoticed helpfulness, unnoticed kindness, unnoticed kindnesses, unnoticed niceness, unnoticed thoughtfulness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Enchantments Applied:	82
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly mining and crafting without any appreciation? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where every small act of kindness is celebrated like a diamond find in a cave.

On our server, we have a secret society of players who go around leaving surprise gifts for unsuspecting players. Imagine logging in to find a chest full of enchanted diamond gear waiting for you! And the best part? No one ever knows who the mysterious gift-giver is, adding an element of mystery and excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a tradition of hosting epic treasure hunts where players can team up and follow clues to uncover hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a stash of rare emeralds that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with riches beyond imagination.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of a community where kindness is key and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player whose deeds are whispered about in hushed tones around the virtual campfire.

BrainCrafters: Canadian Shutdown

allegations, brain illness, BrainCrafters, Canada, Canadian, Canadian scientist, controversy, Corruption, cover up, Ethics, Government, health, investigation, Medical, misconduct, Neurological, neurology, research, scandal, Science, Shut down, Shutdown, Whistleblower

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Mines Excavated:	4385

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! like this one time, a canadian scientist was like “yo i got brain illness” and then the investigation got shut down like a bad reality show. but hey, on our server, we embrace the craziness and turn it into epic adventures! join now and see what kind of wild shenanigans you can get into with us! who needs brain cells when you have minecraft, amirite?

VacuumVortex

Cleaning appliances, cleaning equipment, cleaning hacks, cleaning routine, cleaning supplies, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, Home cleaning, home maintenance, household chores, Household cleaning, Vacuum cleaner care, Vacuum cleaner maintenance, Vacuum cleaner maintenance advice, Vacuum cleaner maintenance checklist, Vacuum cleaner maintenance guide, Vacuum cleaner maintenance routine, Vacuum cleaner maintenance tips, Vacuum cleaner maintenance tips and tricks, VacuumVortex

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7702	Villages Defended:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can become a vacuum cleaner when you clean out a vacuum cleaner! yes, you heard that right, you will transform into a magical cleaning machine with the power to suck up all the blocks in your path.

imagine roaming the land, sucking up resources and building your empire with the power of suction. you will be the most powerful player on the server, feared by all for your cleaning prowess.

but beware, there are other vacuum cleaners out there looking to challenge your reign. will you rise to the top and become the ultimate vacuum cleaner, or will you be sucked into oblivion by your rivals?

join now and experience the madness of becoming a vacuum cleaner in minecraft like never before! vacuum cleaner gang, rise up!

ParkinsonsCraft: Microbiota Madness

Disease Progression, gut bacteria, gut dysbiosis, gut flora, gut health, gut inflammation, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain communication, madness, microbial balance, Microbiome, microbiota, microbiota-brain connection, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, novel treatments, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkinsonsCraft, Potential Therapy, research findings, therapeutic route, treatment options

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	678	Void Armor Forged:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so like, u know how ur gut is like full of little dudes that help u digest food and stuff? well turns out, those little dudes might have something to do with parkinson’s disease! crazy, right? but don’t worry, our minecraft server has the cure! just join us and let our virtual gut microbiota work their magic on u. u’ll be parkinson’s free in no time! plus, we have like, the best virtual doctors in the game. they’ll make sure u stay healthy and happy while u build ur epic virtual world. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to parkinson’s forever!

DataVerse SMP

Biomes, Caves, Community, CONTENT, content creators, Contentcrators, Contentcratorserver, Contentcreation, Contentcreatiors, Contentcreators, Contentcreatorserver, Custom Map, Datapack, Datapacks, Datapackserver, DataVerse SMP, Drama, ender cave, Events, friend groups, hellhole, Helpful, live programmed display, Livemap, lush cave, Minecraft, Ores, Overworld, Performance, Roleplay, smp, spin the wheel, Superflat

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Hello and welcome to the DataVerse S.M.P, if you like content creators, datapck, etc then be our guest. we have a completely custom map optimized for the best preformance and (its a overworld style superflat with ores under the ground and multiple standard and custom minecraft biomes along with custom caves like a ender cave, lush cave, and hellhole. we are usually very nice and inviting and helpful (even though theres sometimes drama but thats what happens in most friend groups am i right). and we have special events like live programed display events and spin the wheel for datapacks too. so please come and join!

DataVerseSMP.enderpvp.fun:19457

Where’s My Chest? SMP – Now with Semi-vanilla flavor and extra spicy Custom Plugins 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Adventure, building, chest, Community Focused, Cooperative gameplay, Custom, custom advancements, custom blocks, custom content, Custom Items, Exploration, EXTRA, flavor, multiplayer, No Monetization, no pay to win, Non-Donator, non-premium, Plugins, private realm, public server, Semivanilla, shared world, smp, spicy, Survival, unique mechanics, Wheres

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Votes:	5243
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Minecraft Server Information

Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	`waychest.com`
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	https://waychest.com/
Wiki	https://waychest.com/info
Version	1.20.6-1.21 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PvE]

Overview

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm, where players can start their own journey in a shared world.

Feature Highlights

“Journey” System: Players are placed into their own “server” called a Journey, with a random spawn point in a shared survival world.
Waychests: Special chests that act as beacons, guiding players to find each other and rewarding exploration.
“Waychest Flight” Minigame: Craft an Elytra and engage in an in-world flying challenge.
Discovery-based Warps: Fast travel between certain blocks after unlocking warp points.
Integrated Region Protection: Waychests create protection areas for blocks and containers.
“Radiance”: Skip the night with a special effect that prevents mob spawns.
Region Maps: Loot maps that generate pre-explored regions for convenience.
Custom Advancements: Custom mechanics with associated advancements.
No Monetization: No premium perks or donator tiers.

Start your own Journey today at waychest.com! The server welcomes all players who follow the rules. Read more about the custom content on the Wiki.

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

AlienCraft, aliens, anthropology, Civilization, Communication, cultural exchange, Diversity, Dutch, encounter, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, first impressions, humans, intergalactic, Interstellar, Minecraft, perspective, Server, Space Travel, speculation, Technology, visit earth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	228
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

👽 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where aliens have landed and the first humans they meet are the Dutch! 🇳🇱

Join us for a wild ride as the aliens try to make sense of humanity based on their encounter with the Dutch. Will they think we all wear wooden clogs and eat cheese for every meal? Or maybe they’ll believe that windmills are our primary mode of transportation!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where the Dutch are actually plotting to take over the world with their tulip army. And don’t even get us started on the flying bicycles that roam the skies!

So come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a Dutch alien or two along the way! 😉👾🌍🚲

Blocky Boi Minecraft Server

aggression, anger, attitude, blocky, boi, boldness, challenge, Confrontation, defiance, discrimination, Disrespect, eye contact, hostility, intimidation, Minecraft, offensive language, provocation, racial slur, racial tension, racism, Server, STARING, verbal assault, whiteboi

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because on our server, things are about to get wild!

Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal.

Our community is made up of the craziest players you’ll ever meet, from a group of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia to a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying, “The fuck you looking at whiteboi” is the most insane Minecraft server out there!